JZ in Natter:
I am now very good at making suppurating sores, utilizing only a little lipliner, pale powder base, and clear nail polish. My suppurating sores earned effusive praise from the usually silent program chair. Go team sores!
Buffy: A Guide, but no water or food. So it leads me to the sacred place and then a week later it leads you to my bleached bones? Giles: Buffy, really. It takes more than a week to bleach bones.
'Dirty Girls'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Theodosia - Aug 07, 2004 12:50:15 pm PDT #6516 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
billytea - Aug 08, 2004 6:41:35 pm PDT #6517 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
This was no doubt just waiting for me to come along. Steph, in Bitches:
Only in my heart do I lust for a platypus.
Trudy Booth - Aug 08, 2004 7:46:15 pm PDT #6518 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Hil R: I think the argument is that the milk and meat shouldn't mingle in your mouth. t rereads sentence. decides to keep typing
Trudy Booth - Aug 08, 2004 8:08:30 pm PDT #6519 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Rick V.: A friend of mine was recently invited to give the annual scholarly speech at one of the secret societies at Yale. As part of the agreement for her appearance she had to swear never to reveal any information about furniture, the dinnerware, or what was on the walls, and never to reveal the identity of the students. They pay really well, though.
SailAweigh: Talk about paranoid. Who cares what the dinnerware pattern is?
Daniel C. Jensen: It's probably trains and tunnels or something metaphorically similar.
Or they just really went nuts when the Loony Tunes glassware was available from McDonalds.
erinaceous - Aug 09, 2004 8:14:10 am PDT #6520 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.
Frankenbuddha shares a HI-larious anecdote in Music:
Favorite EC story: a friend of mine was in New York with a friend of his, and they are in Manhattan talking face to face. Other person says "Hey that looks like Elvis Costello", to which my friend responded while turning around to look, "can't be; why would Elvis Costello be in New York?" just before EC walks by him and says "I might be playing Saturday Night Live, but then again, I might not." and keeps walking.
§ ita § - Aug 09, 2004 10:44:24 am PDT #6521 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Nilly in F2F:
The combination of "sexual favors" and "Nilly's parents"? That's the stuff that COMM is made of.
deborah grabien - Aug 09, 2004 10:47:45 am PDT #6522 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
ita beat me to it....
erikaj - Aug 09, 2004 10:47:49 am PDT #6523 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
BWAH!! (helpless unspellable laughter)
erikaj - Aug 09, 2004 1:45:12 pm PDT #6524 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
Cindy shows why Buffista bon voyages are a little different, in Bitches.
Topic!Cindy - Aug 9, 2004 2:07:07 pm PDT #6463 of 6476 Marked
In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is. - Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut
But that might still happen, I could have a brush with Minear.
Blood Oath
In the event that miss erikaj
is killed by Tim Minear
We, the Buffistas, do solemnly swear to the following:
• To start an online petition to BrINg back Erickaj, cuz she wuz da bomb
• To get Allyson and Kristen to put ads in Variety, and The Hollywood Reporter
• To send to Mr. Minear blue wheelchair wheels, and Homicide DVDs, until he resets you
• To barf up a snake, and not care if you come back wrong
In the event that these extreme measures fail, we will bury you in a padded Wonderbra, so that your step-monster will have have a tizzy. Furthermore, we will hire Belzer to give your eulogy.
Signed, The Buffistas Note to self: Check to see if [link] has billboard truck time left.
Gris - Aug 09, 2004 3:07:04 pm PDT #6525 of 10000
Hey. New board.
Fay teaches the Bitches how to translate English->English:
Amych! OMG!!!!WTF!!! That's, liek, totally cool!!!
Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
(Because that's pretty much how I felt when I read it. Well, you know, in translation - the UK thought process was probably more along the lines of :"Blimey! Well that's just...gosh. Jolly good show, old girl!" But it translates into American as seen above.)
(((VW))) - that sucks donkey cock. (UK version: 'Bother.')
Erika - Wooohooo! Go Erika! Go Erika! Go Erika! (UK version: That's quite remarkably good news.)