ita in Natter:
::palpates::
I do feel doomed, but I'm pretty sure I felt this doomed yesterday. It gets so hard to tell. Since the last election, there's just been doom overload.
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ita in Natter:
::palpates::
I do feel doomed, but I'm pretty sure I felt this doomed yesterday. It gets so hard to tell. Since the last election, there's just been doom overload.
ita in Movies:
You, living in weirdo SF, may have a war hammer in your cupboard you consider a household tool. Dollars to donuts Jesse's is a little more Home Depot than Homicidal Despot.
Later, in Movies:
Hec: Note to ita's file: adjust ratio so that Thinks About Lethal Property Of Commonplace Objects In Her Idle Time is greater than Thinks About Wet, Bespectacled, Barefoot Men In Her Idle Time.
ita: What do you think these men are holding in their hands?
Hec: I don't know. Hammers? Your left breast? Commonplace objects? Bowie Knives? Krav manuals dog-eared at pages 33-40? Eddie Izzard DVDs? Eddie Izzard's left breast?
Heather Alayne in Bitches, forcing me to snorkle perfectly good French roast:
I was out with two actual golddiggers. My eyes rolled so hard I had to pick them up off the floor lest they be trampled on by the tiny tiny kitten heels.
JZ in Natter:
I am now very good at making suppurating sores, utilizing only a little lipliner, pale powder base, and clear nail polish. My suppurating sores earned effusive praise from the usually silent program chair. Go team sores!
This was no doubt just waiting for me to come along. Steph, in Bitches:
Only in my heart do I lust for a platypus.
Hil R: I think the argument is that the milk and meat shouldn't mingle in your mouth. t rereads sentence. decides to keep typing
Rick V.: A friend of mine was recently invited to give the annual scholarly speech at one of the secret societies at Yale. As part of the agreement for her appearance she had to swear never to reveal any information about furniture, the dinnerware, or what was on the walls, and never to reveal the identity of the students. They pay really well, though.
SailAweigh: Talk about paranoid. Who cares what the dinnerware pattern is?
Daniel C. Jensen: It's probably trains and tunnels or something metaphorically similar.
Or they just really went nuts when the Loony Tunes glassware was available from McDonalds.
Frankenbuddha shares a HI-larious anecdote in Music:
Favorite EC story: a friend of mine was in New York with a friend of his, and they are in Manhattan talking face to face. Other person says "Hey that looks like Elvis Costello", to which my friend responded while turning around to look, "can't be; why would Elvis Costello be in New York?" just before EC walks by him and says "I might be playing Saturday Night Live, but then again, I might not." and keeps walking.
Nilly in F2F:
The combination of "sexual favors" and "Nilly's parents"? That's the stuff that COMM is made of.