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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


juliana - Aug 06, 2004 12:40:46 pm PDT #6512 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

ita in Natter:

::palpates::

I do feel doomed, but I'm pretty sure I felt this doomed yesterday. It gets so hard to tell. Since the last election, there's just been doom overload.


Kat - Aug 06, 2004 2:11:32 pm PDT #6513 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

ita in Movies:

You, living in weirdo SF, may have a war hammer in your cupboard you consider a household tool. Dollars to donuts Jesse's is a little more Home Depot than Homicidal Despot.


Gris - Aug 06, 2004 8:57:54 pm PDT #6514 of 10000
Hey. New board.

Later, in Movies:

Hec: Note to ita's file: adjust ratio so that Thinks About Lethal Property Of Commonplace Objects In Her Idle Time is greater than Thinks About Wet, Bespectacled, Barefoot Men In Her Idle Time.

ita: What do you think these men are holding in their hands?

Hec: I don't know. Hammers? Your left breast? Commonplace objects? Bowie Knives? Krav manuals dog-eared at pages 33-40? Eddie Izzard DVDs? Eddie Izzard's left breast?


deborah grabien - Aug 07, 2004 8:06:41 am PDT #6515 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Heather Alayne in Bitches, forcing me to snorkle perfectly good French roast:

I was out with two actual golddiggers. My eyes rolled so hard I had to pick them up off the floor lest they be trampled on by the tiny tiny kitten heels.


Theodosia - Aug 07, 2004 12:50:15 pm PDT #6516 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

JZ in Natter:

I am now very good at making suppurating sores, utilizing only a little lipliner, pale powder base, and clear nail polish. My suppurating sores earned effusive praise from the usually silent program chair. Go team sores!


billytea - Aug 08, 2004 6:41:35 pm PDT #6517 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

This was no doubt just waiting for me to come along. Steph, in Bitches:

Only in my heart do I lust for a platypus.


Trudy Booth - Aug 08, 2004 7:46:15 pm PDT #6518 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Hil R: I think the argument is that the milk and meat shouldn't mingle in your mouth. t rereads sentence. decides to keep typing


Trudy Booth - Aug 08, 2004 8:08:30 pm PDT #6519 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Rick V.: A friend of mine was recently invited to give the annual scholarly speech at one of the secret societies at Yale. As part of the agreement for her appearance she had to swear never to reveal any information about furniture, the dinnerware, or what was on the walls, and never to reveal the identity of the students. They pay really well, though.

SailAweigh: Talk about paranoid. Who cares what the dinnerware pattern is?

Daniel C. Jensen: It's probably trains and tunnels or something metaphorically similar.

Or they just really went nuts when the Loony Tunes glassware was available from McDonalds.


erinaceous - Aug 09, 2004 8:14:10 am PDT #6520 of 10000
A fellow makes himself conspicuous when he throws soft-boiled eggs at the electric fan.

Frankenbuddha shares a HI-larious anecdote in Music:

Favorite EC story: a friend of mine was in New York with a friend of his, and they are in Manhattan talking face to face. Other person says "Hey that looks like Elvis Costello", to which my friend responded while turning around to look, "can't be; why would Elvis Costello be in New York?" just before EC walks by him and says "I might be playing Saturday Night Live, but then again, I might not." and keeps walking.


§ ita § - Aug 09, 2004 10:44:24 am PDT #6521 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Nilly in F2F:

The combination of "sexual favors" and "Nilly's parents"? That's the stuff that COMM is made of.