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Deena in Bitches:
I thought the toilet acquarium was very cool, and then remembered that when I first got our fish there were six of them, and three of them murdered the other three... and I just don't think I could handle that kind of drama while I'm on the toilet.
And more commentary on the Assquarium from Raquel:
My one concern with the toilet aqaurium is that it's like forcing the fish to live at the cemetery. I haven't had to give a fish a "burial at sea" since my butterfly koi ate too much and blew up at 2:30 am, but hey, no other fish needed to see that
Sean explains it all in F2F:
We in California have a very casual relationship with rules.
Nora Dierdre: I swear, if I hear the phrase, "Men are stupid but women are crazy" one more time... I'm gonna do something crazy. Or stupid, just to thwart the paradigm.
In Natter:
Sean: TIM HORTON'S IS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Calli: Oh, good. Low carb then.
Matt the Bruins Fan hits the nail squarely on the head...:
I don't think nearly so many of the family values people would have a problem with gay marriage if it were only extended to hot women and they were allowed to watch.
in Bitches, making me snort a half-eaten Anne W-baked nutless biscotti out of one nostril:
askye: Annoying Guy co worker just asked another coworker (how's on a diet and everyone knows about that) what her "magic" weight is.
Steph L.: What is a "magic" weight? The weight at which you can levitate? Or the weight at which doves fly out of your ass?
In Music:
DavidS: Plus, my back starts killing me if I have to stand for two hours.
Jon B.: I used to have that problem but, I swear, my Fluevogs have added years to my club-going life.
Steph L.: I'll take "Things Overheard At the Rockers' Retirement Home" for $400, Alex.
ita in Natter:
::palpates::
I do feel doomed, but I'm pretty sure I felt this doomed yesterday. It gets so hard to tell. Since the last election, there's just been doom overload.
ita in Movies:
You, living in weirdo SF, may have a war hammer in your cupboard you consider a household tool. Dollars to donuts Jesse's is a little more Home Depot than Homicidal Despot.