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Ginger - Aug 05, 2004 7:48:31 am PDT #6505 of 10000

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

And more commentary on the Assquarium from Raquel:

My one concern with the toilet aqaurium is that it's like forcing the fish to live at the cemetery. I haven't had to give a fish a "burial at sea" since my butterfly koi ate too much and blew up at 2:30 am, but hey, no other fish needed to see that

Fred Pete - Aug 05, 2004 9:48:25 am PDT #6506 of 10000

Ann, that's a ferret.

Sean explains it all in F2F:

We in California have a very casual relationship with rules.

Trudy Booth - Aug 06, 2004 6:51:36 am PDT #6507 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Nora Dierdre: I swear, if I hear the phrase, "Men are stupid but women are crazy" one more time... I'm gonna do something crazy. Or stupid, just to thwart the paradigm.

billytea - Aug 06, 2004 7:11:23 am PDT #6508 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

In Natter:

Sean: TIM HORTON'S IS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Calli: Oh, good. Low carb then.

amych - Aug 06, 2004 8:29:33 am PDT #6509 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Matt the Bruins Fan hits the nail squarely on the head...:

I don't think nearly so many of the family values people would have a problem with gay marriage if it were only extended to hot women and they were allowed to watch.

deborah grabien - Aug 06, 2004 9:19:11 am PDT #6510 of 10000

It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

in Bitches, making me snort a half-eaten Anne W-baked nutless biscotti out of one nostril:

askye: Annoying Guy co worker just asked another coworker (how's on a diet and everyone knows about that) what her "magic" weight is.

Steph L.: What is a "magic" weight? The weight at which you can levitate? Or the weight at which doves fly out of your ass?

DXMachina - Aug 06, 2004 12:02:10 pm PDT #6511 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Music:

DavidS: Plus, my back starts killing me if I have to stand for two hours.

Jon B.: I used to have that problem but, I swear, my Fluevogs have added years to my club-going life.

Steph L.: I'll take "Things Overheard At the Rockers' Retirement Home" for $400, Alex.

juliana - Aug 06, 2004 12:40:46 pm PDT #6512 of 10000

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

ita in Natter:

::palpates::

I do feel doomed, but I'm pretty sure I felt this doomed yesterday. It gets so hard to tell. Since the last election, there's just been doom overload.

Kat - Aug 06, 2004 2:11:32 pm PDT #6513 of 10000

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

ita in Movies:

You, living in weirdo SF, may have a war hammer in your cupboard you consider a household tool. Dollars to donuts Jesse's is a little more Home Depot than Homicidal Despot.

Gris - Aug 06, 2004 8:57:54 pm PDT #6514 of 10000

Hey. New board.

Later, in Movies:

Hec: Note to ita's file: adjust ratio so that Thinks About Lethal Property Of Commonplace Objects In Her Idle Time is greater than Thinks About Wet, Bespectacled, Barefoot Men In Her Idle Time.

ita: What do you think these men are holding in their hands?

Hec: I don't know. Hammers? Your left breast? Commonplace objects? Bowie Knives? Krav manuals dog-eared at pages 33-40? Eddie Izzard DVDs? Eddie Izzard's left breast?

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