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We didn't have sex, if that's what you mean. That's all I do now, not have sex.

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Nilly - Aug 05, 2004 3:21:57 am PDT #6501 of 10000

Swouncing

Morning shift in Natter:

Sue: Though I claim tiredness every morning, I can assure that today I am more tired than before. In a way, it's the new and improved tired. "Now with more Tired!"

And if that paragraph doesn't convince you that I need more sleep, nothing will.

Calli - Aug 05, 2004 5:14:08 am PDT #6502 of 10000

I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

From the wilds of Natter:

Tommyrot: Help wanted: Court jester.

Jessica: I saw that earlier today. I was thinking we could send Dubya.

Vortex: Jessica, they want a court jester, not a village idiot.

Trudy Booth - Aug 05, 2004 5:49:55 am PDT #6503 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Gudanov: Sounds like the Illinois Republicans are trying to being in Alan Keys from Maryland to run against OBama. Can they really not find a warm body to throw into the race that is actually from Illinois?

billytea - Aug 05, 2004 7:20:58 am PDT #6504 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Deena in Bitches:

I thought the toilet acquarium was very cool, and then remembered that when I first got our fish there were six of them, and three of them murdered the other three... and I just don't think I could handle that kind of drama while I'm on the toilet.

Ginger - Aug 05, 2004 7:48:31 am PDT #6505 of 10000

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

And more commentary on the Assquarium from Raquel:

My one concern with the toilet aqaurium is that it's like forcing the fish to live at the cemetery. I haven't had to give a fish a "burial at sea" since my butterfly koi ate too much and blew up at 2:30 am, but hey, no other fish needed to see that

Fred Pete - Aug 05, 2004 9:48:25 am PDT #6506 of 10000

Ann, that's a ferret.

Sean explains it all in F2F:

We in California have a very casual relationship with rules.

Trudy Booth - Aug 06, 2004 6:51:36 am PDT #6507 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Nora Dierdre: I swear, if I hear the phrase, "Men are stupid but women are crazy" one more time... I'm gonna do something crazy. Or stupid, just to thwart the paradigm.

billytea - Aug 06, 2004 7:11:23 am PDT #6508 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

In Natter:

Sean: TIM HORTON'S IS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Calli: Oh, good. Low carb then.

amych - Aug 06, 2004 8:29:33 am PDT #6509 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Matt the Bruins Fan hits the nail squarely on the head...:

I don't think nearly so many of the family values people would have a problem with gay marriage if it were only extended to hot women and they were allowed to watch.

deborah grabien - Aug 06, 2004 9:19:11 am PDT #6510 of 10000

It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

in Bitches, making me snort a half-eaten Anne W-baked nutless biscotti out of one nostril:

askye: Annoying Guy co worker just asked another coworker (how's on a diet and everyone knows about that) what her "magic" weight is.

Steph L.: What is a "magic" weight? The weight at which you can levitate? Or the weight at which doves fly out of your ass?

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