How did your brain even learn human speech? I'm just so curious.

Wash ,'Objects In Space'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


billytea - Jul 07, 2004 12:10:22 pm PDT #6384 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Heather Alayne, in Bitches:

Amazing Race Guys What Own the Place Up the Street. *

*not really the name of the article


ChiKat - Jul 07, 2004 1:18:32 pm PDT #6385 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

In Bitches, talking about The Amazing Race:

Sean K: Too bad we couldn't get all Buffistas on one team.

Jessica: The way to do it would be for 12 teams of 2 Buffistae each to all race against each other. It would be like being in the B'cy thread ALL THE TIME.

Miracleman: I just threw up in my mouth a little.


deborah grabien - Jul 07, 2004 4:58:00 pm PDT #6386 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

On thwumps and other issues, in Bitches:

Jessica: I'd thwump, but I just got back from the gym, and the endorphins are making me feel un-thwumpy. Hooray for endorphins!

Cashmere: I just had tiramisu from Olive Garden and it did the same thing, only I didn't have to sweat.


Jessica - Jul 07, 2004 6:05:03 pm PDT #6387 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Kristen explains Book Club:

Okay, Allyson here is my NSYNCified version of what JenP said:

Let's imagine for a moment that instead of a Book Club Thread, we were talking about...a Popslash Fic Round Robin Writing Thread. So instead of "genres" you have pairings. The first month, we're gonna write JC/Justin fic. Everybody throws out ideas on what story we should write for JC & Justin. So one person says they want a Coming of Age/First Love Story in Germany. And someone else says they want a present day "Justin is an evil diva" fic. And someone else says they want a "JC is a kinky motherfucker with a heart of gold, yo" fic. And Plei wants this cracked out AU where JC is Batman and Justin is the Boy Wonder and Chris is, like, Alfred or something. And ita keeps wandering around saying, "Why isn't it a Chris month yet, damnit?"

*ahem*

So after everyone's shared what they'd like to write, the field is narrowed. Plei's cracked out AU is tossed because, you know, CRACK. And everyone ignores ita because, hi, it's JC & Justin month. Which leaves us with three options. Those three options are put up at MrPoll or what have you and the slashers vote.

Most votes win. And everyone starts writing about how JC is a kinky motherfucker with a heart of gold, yo.

Next time around, it's the same thing only we're focusing on ideas for the pairing of Lance & Chris.

I think.


Topic!Cindy - Jul 07, 2004 6:20:08 pm PDT #6388 of 10000
What is even happening?

erika: I went to the lamest play ever today. And that might be factually true, less than half the cast can walk.


JohnSweden - Jul 07, 2004 8:08:17 pm PDT #6389 of 10000
I can't even.

Billytea totally loses his shit in Lightbulbs:

That's cool. Or when it comes time to choose the next book, we can designate a post number about fifty posts ahead, and whoever successfully numbersluts for it gets to choose the next book, and then you get about fifty posts in a row of people just posting "SLUT!" "SLUT!" "SLUT!" "SLUT!" "SLUT!" "IN YOUR FACE, TROLLOPE PIMPS!" Only then one month you'll have a tie as two people grab the same number, and then we go to a whore-off.


Invisible Green - Jul 07, 2004 8:45:58 pm PDT #6390 of 10000

In Minearverse...

Polter-Cow

I predict Dead Like Me will be better than Buffy S7.

Allyson

I have a pimple that is better than Buffy Season 7.

NovaChild

Dude, that pimple is COOL. I was watching it just the other day, and that stuff it did with the puss? That was NEAT.

Polter-Cow

Yeah, the pimple's character development is way subtle. And that time it almost popped, but didn't ? Let me tell you, tension was through the roof.


Calli - Jul 08, 2004 6:48:25 am PDT #6391 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Coffee on the monitor, Diet Coke on the monitor . . . same diff.

Matt the Bruins fan: Also, whoever plans to lead the torch-bearing mob better be quiet about it beforehand: while I was at a loss for gunpowder, bachelor living has made me all too aware of how to make salmonella.


Glamcookie - Jul 08, 2004 8:37:52 am PDT #6392 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

In Natter:

bon bon:

What is the only poisonous mammal?

Teppy:

I'm pretty sure it's my mother.


Trudy Booth - Jul 08, 2004 10:13:41 am PDT #6393 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

connie neil: billy, you don't need any more soap opera.

billytea: I will accept more soap opera only on the condition that it is Mexican.