Heather Alayne, in Bitches:

Amazing Race Guys What Own the Place Up the Street. *

*not really the name of the article

In Bitches, talking about The Amazing Race:

Sean K: Too bad we couldn't get all Buffistas on one team.

Jessica: The way to do it would be for 12 teams of 2 Buffistae each to all race against each other. It would be like being in the B'cy thread ALL THE TIME.

Miracleman: I just threw up in my mouth a little.

On thwumps and other issues, in Bitches:

Jessica: I'd thwump, but I just got back from the gym, and the endorphins are making me feel un-thwumpy. Hooray for endorphins!

Cashmere: I just had tiramisu from Olive Garden and it did the same thing, only I didn't have to sweat.

Kristen explains Book Club:

Okay, Allyson here is my NSYNCified version of what JenP said:

Let's imagine for a moment that instead of a Book Club Thread, we were talking about...a Popslash Fic Round Robin Writing Thread. So instead of "genres" you have pairings. The first month, we're gonna write JC/Justin fic. Everybody throws out ideas on what story we should write for JC & Justin. So one person says they want a Coming of Age/First Love Story in Germany. And someone else says they want a present day "Justin is an evil diva" fic. And someone else says they want a "JC is a kinky motherfucker with a heart of gold, yo" fic. And Plei wants this cracked out AU where JC is Batman and Justin is the Boy Wonder and Chris is, like, Alfred or something. And ita keeps wandering around saying, "Why isn't it a Chris month yet, damnit?"

*ahem*

So after everyone's shared what they'd like to write, the field is narrowed. Plei's cracked out AU is tossed because, you know, CRACK. And everyone ignores ita because, hi, it's JC & Justin month. Which leaves us with three options. Those three options are put up at MrPoll or what have you and the slashers vote.

Most votes win. And everyone starts writing about how JC is a kinky motherfucker with a heart of gold, yo.

Next time around, it's the same thing only we're focusing on ideas for the pairing of Lance & Chris.

I think.

erika: I went to the lamest play ever today. And that might be factually true, less than half the cast can walk.

Billytea totally loses his shit in Lightbulbs:

That's cool. Or when it comes time to choose the next book, we can designate a post number about fifty posts ahead, and whoever successfully numbersluts for it gets to choose the next book, and then you get about fifty posts in a row of people just posting "SLUT!" "SLUT!" "SLUT!" "SLUT!" "SLUT!" "IN YOUR FACE, TROLLOPE PIMPS!" Only then one month you'll have a tie as two people grab the same number, and then we go to a whore-off.

In Minearverse...

Polter-Cow

I predict Dead Like Me will be better than Buffy S7.

Allyson

I have a pimple that is better than Buffy Season 7.

NovaChild

Dude, that pimple is COOL. I was watching it just the other day, and that stuff it did with the puss? That was NEAT.

Polter-Cow

Yeah, the pimple's character development is way subtle. And that time it almost popped, but didn't ? Let me tell you, tension was through the roof.

Coffee on the monitor, Diet Coke on the monitor . . . same diff.

Matt the Bruins fan: Also, whoever plans to lead the torch-bearing mob better be quiet about it beforehand: while I was at a loss for gunpowder, bachelor living has made me all too aware of how to make salmonella.

In Natter:

bon bon:

What is the only poisonous mammal?

Teppy:

I'm pretty sure it's my mother.

connie neil: billy, you don't need any more soap opera.

billytea: I will accept more soap opera only on the condition that it is Mexican.