In Natter:
bon bon:
What is the only poisonous mammal?
Teppy:
I'm pretty sure it's my mother.
The count of three isn't a plan. It's Sesame Street.
Buffy ,'First Date'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Glamcookie - Jul 08, 2004 8:37:52 am PDT #6392 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Trudy Booth - Jul 08, 2004 10:13:41 am PDT #6393 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
connie neil: billy, you don't need any more soap opera.
billytea: I will accept more soap opera only on the condition that it is Mexican.
Connie Neil - Jul 08, 2004 11:51:31 am PDT #6394 of 10000
brillig
From Bitches, where villainy still needs a few lessons ...
Gloomcookie:
I'm about to snatch up an eBay item for good money. Sniping rules!
And I ain't closing that opening tag neither!
(a few posts later)
Dude, right after I posted my nefarious plot, two bids were placed! A karmic eBay smackdown?
Miracleman: Super-villain rule #1: Never gloat. Not until the plan is totally complete, the hero is dead and his head is mounted on a pike in front of your dark stronghold as a warning to others, and you can stir the smoldering ashes of your enemies' encampments with your boot. Then you may allow yourself a slight self-satisfied smile and perhaps a small "hah" under your breath.
Trudy Booth - Jul 08, 2004 12:18:27 pm PDT #6395 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Nilly: This is confirmed in our experiments showing that the THING1, signifying the taking over of THING2 throughout the entire sample, is always observed at lower fields for the smaller sample.
Jessica: All I'm getting from this is that you've got the Cat in the Hat characters locked in different rooms and are doing experiments on them.
Connie Neil - Jul 08, 2004 12:55:23 pm PDT #6396 of 10000
brillig
The nature of evil is contemplated in Bitches
Miracleman
You think Evil has, like, a Best Boy?
What does a Best Boy do?
Is it dirty?
If there's a First Evil and a Second First Evil and a Second Second Evil, is I Don't Know still on third? Or was he traded for a southpaw Evil Shortstop? Should there be a salary cap for Evil Major League Baseball?
If you're a free agent in the Evil Major League Baseball, can you be a Third Second First Evil etc., or would they just call you "Fernando" even if your name was, like, Bob?
Do they have Evil Hot Dogs? How about Evil Peanuts?
How long is the line to get into the Evil Womens' Restroom at Evil Stadium? Does the Evil Mens' Restroom have urinals, a trough, or just a bunch of sinks along the wall?
What time is it, anyway?
Aimee
HEY! Help yer wife and look for a programmable talking doll/action figure if yer bored!
Miracleman - Jul 08, 2004 1:01:04 pm PDT #6397 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Say good night, Gracie.
Aims - Jul 08, 2004 1:01:38 pm PDT #6398 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Good night, Gracie!
Katie M - Jul 08, 2004 4:28:33 pm PDT #6399 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
libkitty in Firefly:
I think I should get continuing education credits for being a buffista.
Kate P. - Jul 08, 2004 6:05:13 pm PDT #6400 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Ginger in Literary:
I have nine large (3-4 feet x 6 feet) bookcases. They do not hold all of my books. At least if I were addicted to cocaine, I wouldn't have to figure out a place to keep it.
Trudy Booth - Jul 08, 2004 6:25:02 pm PDT #6401 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Gus: "Sekrit" Swiss accounts are not so "Sekrit" any longer.
Ginger: You mean I can't hide my ill-gotten gains in a Swiss bank account, even if I manage to ill get some gains?