Ouch. And Giggle.
Topic!Cindy: Oh dear, billytea. Please do not tempt me to COMM family problems.
billytea: Seriously, feel free. It's not like they're going out of their way to stay inconspicuous.
Buffy ,'The Killer In Me'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Ouch. And Giggle.
Topic!Cindy: Oh dear, billytea. Please do not tempt me to COMM family problems.
billytea: Seriously, feel free. It's not like they're going out of their way to stay inconspicuous.
Allyson filks in Natter:
ita, the injured warrior, had a very nasty bruise
Head to toe she was covered, in all types of black and blues
All of the concerned strangers used to wince and give her cards
To all kinds of women's shelters, thinking she got whacked by bastards. (uh, bas-TARDS?)
Then one smoggy belt-test day
Gina Torres came to say:
ita with your bruise so bright
Won't you be my stunt-double, tonight?
Then all the fandom loved her,
And they shouted out with glee,
ita the injured warrior,
Can you get me an autograph from Zoe?
Matt on Illyria working retail.
"Pitiful worm! I ruled the Earth when your ancestors scurried on all fours beneath the dinosaurs' feet, and you maintain falsely that your own are really size six and my system of nomenclature is in error?!? Weep as your extremeties pay the price of your deception!"
Heather Alayne, in Bitches:
Amazing Race Guys What Own the Place Up the Street. *
*not really the name of the article
In Bitches, talking about The Amazing Race:
Sean K: Too bad we couldn't get all Buffistas on one team.
Jessica: The way to do it would be for 12 teams of 2 Buffistae each to all race against each other. It would be like being in the B'cy thread ALL THE TIME.
Miracleman: I just threw up in my mouth a little.
On thwumps and other issues, in Bitches:
Jessica: I'd thwump, but I just got back from the gym, and the endorphins are making me feel un-thwumpy. Hooray for endorphins!
Cashmere: I just had tiramisu from Olive Garden and it did the same thing, only I didn't have to sweat.
Kristen explains Book Club:
Okay, Allyson here is my NSYNCified version of what JenP said:
Let's imagine for a moment that instead of a Book Club Thread, we were talking about...a Popslash Fic Round Robin Writing Thread. So instead of "genres" you have pairings. The first month, we're gonna write JC/Justin fic. Everybody throws out ideas on what story we should write for JC & Justin. So one person says they want a Coming of Age/First Love Story in Germany. And someone else says they want a present day "Justin is an evil diva" fic. And someone else says they want a "JC is a kinky motherfucker with a heart of gold, yo" fic. And Plei wants this cracked out AU where JC is Batman and Justin is the Boy Wonder and Chris is, like, Alfred or something. And ita keeps wandering around saying, "Why isn't it a Chris month yet, damnit?"
*ahem*
So after everyone's shared what they'd like to write, the field is narrowed. Plei's cracked out AU is tossed because, you know, CRACK. And everyone ignores ita because, hi, it's JC & Justin month. Which leaves us with three options. Those three options are put up at MrPoll or what have you and the slashers vote.
Most votes win. And everyone starts writing about how JC is a kinky motherfucker with a heart of gold, yo.
Next time around, it's the same thing only we're focusing on ideas for the pairing of Lance & Chris.
I think.
erika: I went to the lamest play ever today. And that might be factually true, less than half the cast can walk.
Billytea totally loses his shit in Lightbulbs:
That's cool. Or when it comes time to choose the next book, we can designate a post number about fifty posts ahead, and whoever successfully numbersluts for it gets to choose the next book, and then you get about fifty posts in a row of people just posting "SLUT!" "SLUT!" "SLUT!" "SLUT!" "SLUT!" "IN YOUR FACE, TROLLOPE PIMPS!" Only then one month you'll have a tie as two people grab the same number, and then we go to a whore-off.
In Minearverse...
Polter-Cow
I predict Dead Like Me will be better than Buffy S7.
Allyson
I have a pimple that is better than Buffy Season 7.
NovaChild
Dude, that pimple is COOL. I was watching it just the other day, and that stuff it did with the puss? That was NEAT.
Polter-Cow
Yeah, the pimple's character development is way subtle. And that time it almost popped, but didn't ? Let me tell you, tension was through the roof.