Ouch. And Giggle.
Topic!Cindy: Oh dear, billytea. Please do not tempt me to COMM family problems.
billytea: Seriously, feel free. It's not like they're going out of their way to stay inconspicuous.
Buffy: Dancing with you is way better than trying to hook up with some good-looking guy. Xander: I think I liked it more when you were kicking me in my puffy groin.
'Get It Done'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Astarte - Jul 06, 2004 9:12:26 am PDT #6381 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
billytea - Jul 06, 2004 9:54:30 am PDT #6382 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Allyson filks in Natter:
ita, the injured warrior, had a very nasty bruise
Head to toe she was covered, in all types of black and blues
All of the concerned strangers used to wince and give her cards
To all kinds of women's shelters, thinking she got whacked by bastards. (uh, bas-TARDS?)
Then one smoggy belt-test day
Gina Torres came to say:
ita with your bruise so bright
Won't you be my stunt-double, tonight?
Then all the fandom loved her,
And they shouted out with glee,
ita the injured warrior,
Can you get me an autograph from Zoe?
Daisy Jane - Jul 06, 2004 6:58:21 pm PDT #6383 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Matt on Illyria working retail.
"Pitiful worm! I ruled the Earth when your ancestors scurried on all fours beneath the dinosaurs' feet, and you maintain falsely that your own are really size six and my system of nomenclature is in error?!? Weep as your extremeties pay the price of your deception!"
billytea - Jul 07, 2004 12:10:22 pm PDT #6384 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Heather Alayne, in Bitches:
Amazing Race Guys What Own the Place Up the Street. *
*not really the name of the article
ChiKat - Jul 07, 2004 1:18:32 pm PDT #6385 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
In Bitches, talking about The Amazing Race:
Sean K: Too bad we couldn't get all Buffistas on one team.
Jessica: The way to do it would be for 12 teams of 2 Buffistae each to all race against each other. It would be like being in the B'cy thread ALL THE TIME.
Miracleman: I just threw up in my mouth a little.
deborah grabien - Jul 07, 2004 4:58:00 pm PDT #6386 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
On thwumps and other issues, in Bitches:
Jessica: I'd thwump, but I just got back from the gym, and the endorphins are making me feel un-thwumpy. Hooray for endorphins!
Cashmere: I just had tiramisu from Olive Garden and it did the same thing, only I didn't have to sweat.
Jessica - Jul 07, 2004 6:05:03 pm PDT #6387 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Kristen explains Book Club:
Okay, Allyson here is my NSYNCified version of what JenP said:
Let's imagine for a moment that instead of a Book Club Thread, we were talking about...a Popslash Fic Round Robin Writing Thread. So instead of "genres" you have pairings. The first month, we're gonna write JC/Justin fic. Everybody throws out ideas on what story we should write for JC & Justin. So one person says they want a Coming of Age/First Love Story in Germany. And someone else says they want a present day "Justin is an evil diva" fic. And someone else says they want a "JC is a kinky motherfucker with a heart of gold, yo" fic. And Plei wants this cracked out AU where JC is Batman and Justin is the Boy Wonder and Chris is, like, Alfred or something. And ita keeps wandering around saying, "Why isn't it a Chris month yet, damnit?"
*ahem*
So after everyone's shared what they'd like to write, the field is narrowed. Plei's cracked out AU is tossed because, you know, CRACK. And everyone ignores ita because, hi, it's JC & Justin month. Which leaves us with three options. Those three options are put up at MrPoll or what have you and the slashers vote.
Most votes win. And everyone starts writing about how JC is a kinky motherfucker with a heart of gold, yo.
Next time around, it's the same thing only we're focusing on ideas for the pairing of Lance & Chris.
I think.
Topic!Cindy - Jul 07, 2004 6:20:08 pm PDT #6388 of 10000
What is even happening?
erika: I went to the lamest play ever today. And that might be factually true, less than half the cast can walk.
JohnSweden - Jul 07, 2004 8:08:17 pm PDT #6389 of 10000
I can't even.
Billytea totally loses his shit in Lightbulbs:
That's cool. Or when it comes time to choose the next book, we can designate a post number about fifty posts ahead, and whoever successfully numbersluts for it gets to choose the next book, and then you get about fifty posts in a row of people just posting "SLUT!" "SLUT!" "SLUT!" "SLUT!" "SLUT!" "IN YOUR FACE, TROLLOPE PIMPS!" Only then one month you'll have a tie as two people grab the same number, and then we go to a whore-off.
Invisible Green - Jul 07, 2004 8:45:58 pm PDT #6390 of 10000
In Minearverse...
Polter-Cow
I predict Dead Like Me will be better than Buffy S7.
Allyson
I have a pimple that is better than Buffy Season 7.
NovaChild
Dude, that pimple is COOL. I was watching it just the other day, and that stuff it did with the puss? That was NEAT.
Polter-Cow
Yeah, the pimple's character development is way subtle. And that time it almost popped, but didn't ? Let me tell you, tension was through the roof.