I want you to know that Mr. H found that not funnny at all, even though I invoked NAZIs
Mal: He calls back, you keep them occupied. Wash: What do I do, shadow puppets?
'The Message'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Daisy Jane - Jul 01, 2004 4:44:05 pm PDT #6372 of 10000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
brenda m - Jul 02, 2004 12:46:51 pm PDT #6373 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
billytea: I led you astray, Wolfram! I can't decide whether to apologise or twirl my moustache.
Pix - Jul 02, 2004 3:32:32 pm PDT #6374 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
Lee
Dear Mother Nature,
As many people have noticed and commented on, it is July.
Hence, it is no longer June.
Please to stop the June Gloom now, and give us back our orb.
Thank you,
People of Los Angeles
P.M. Marcontell
Dear LA:
Please take back your effin' sunshine. It's driving us nuts.
Thanks,
Seattle.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 04, 2004 7:37:40 am PDT #6375 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Teppy, in the "Other media (comics)" thread:
My mind is a funhouse that's been turned into a crack den.
DXMachina - Jul 04, 2004 3:38:25 pm PDT #6376 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Tom Scola, in Buffistechnology:
Disclaimer: Please note that the relative coolness of the handheld device has little or no bearing on the absolute coolness of the individual operating the handheld device, and that the individual posting this message ("Tom Scola") makes no claim that he is actually cooler than particular individuals who own a Sidekick handheld device (i.e. "NoiseDesign" and "Jen"), and that the poster must admit that he is not fit to lick the (vegan, simulated leather, in the case of Jen) boots of the Sidekick operators in the coolness department. Your cool may vary. All rights reserved.
Dani - Jul 06, 2004 7:37:17 am PDT #6377 of 10000
I believe vampires are the world's greatest golfers
Dana is disillusioned in Literary.
If punctuation doesn't protect you among the Buffistas, then I don't think I have any faith left in the world.
juliana - Jul 06, 2004 7:37:43 am PDT #6378 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Steph L., in Literary:
Actually, none of the other books like "Fear and Loathing," because it's completely indiscriminate with its drugs, happily taking combinations that would make even the most jaded books cringe. And then the "Fear and Loathings" either try to chatter incessantly about bookmarks and booklights and folded-down corners and people who write in books, or they start shooting at the sci-fi books, which never ever ends well, because the sci-fi books have all the good technology to fight back, and a few Michael Crichtons always end up as collateral damage.
Steph L. - Jul 06, 2004 7:42:54 am PDT #6379 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
In Natter --
billytea: I give myself shuddering nightmares imagining where they would go with gay daleks. Though in your average Queer Eye ep, you could replace early Thom with a dalek. "YOUR FURNITURE PREDATES THE DISCOVERY OF FIRE. IT MUST BE EXTERMINATED."
bon bon - Jul 06, 2004 8:41:33 am PDT #6380 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
In Natter, msbelle:
yes, ita, you are a loser and all of society will sneer at you and consider you an untrustworthy outsider. Consider yourself uninvited for Reindeer Games 2004.
Astarte - Jul 06, 2004 9:12:26 am PDT #6381 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
Ouch. And Giggle.
Topic!Cindy: Oh dear, billytea. Please do not tempt me to COMM family problems.
billytea: Seriously, feel free. It's not like they're going out of their way to stay inconspicuous.