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You like ships. You don't seem to be looking at the destinations. What you care about is the ships, and mine's the nicest.

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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DXMachina - Jul 04, 2004 3:38:25 pm PDT #6376 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Tom Scola, in Buffistechnology:

Disclaimer: Please note that the relative coolness of the handheld device has little or no bearing on the absolute coolness of the individual operating the handheld device, and that the individual posting this message ("Tom Scola") makes no claim that he is actually cooler than particular individuals who own a Sidekick handheld device (i.e. "NoiseDesign" and "Jen"), and that the poster must admit that he is not fit to lick the (vegan, simulated leather, in the case of Jen) boots of the Sidekick operators in the coolness department. Your cool may vary. All rights reserved.

Dani - Jul 06, 2004 7:37:17 am PDT #6377 of 10000

I believe vampires are the world's greatest golfers

Dana is disillusioned in Literary.

If punctuation doesn't protect you among the Buffistas, then I don't think I have any faith left in the world.

juliana - Jul 06, 2004 7:37:43 am PDT #6378 of 10000

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Steph L., in Literary:

Actually, none of the other books like "Fear and Loathing," because it's completely indiscriminate with its drugs, happily taking combinations that would make even the most jaded books cringe. And then the "Fear and Loathings" either try to chatter incessantly about bookmarks and booklights and folded-down corners and people who write in books, or they start shooting at the sci-fi books, which never ever ends well, because the sci-fi books have all the good technology to fight back, and a few Michael Crichtons always end up as collateral damage.

Steph L. - Jul 06, 2004 7:42:54 am PDT #6379 of 10000

I look more rad than Lutheranism

In Natter --

billytea: I give myself shuddering nightmares imagining where they would go with gay daleks. Though in your average Queer Eye ep, you could replace early Thom with a dalek. "YOUR FURNITURE PREDATES THE DISCOVERY OF FIRE. IT MUST BE EXTERMINATED."

bon bon - Jul 06, 2004 8:41:33 am PDT #6380 of 10000

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

In Natter, msbelle:

yes, ita, you are a loser and all of society will sneer at you and consider you an untrustworthy outsider. Consider yourself uninvited for Reindeer Games 2004.

Astarte - Jul 06, 2004 9:12:26 am PDT #6381 of 10000

Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

Ouch. And Giggle.

Topic!Cindy: Oh dear, billytea. Please do not tempt me to COMM family problems.

billytea: Seriously, feel free. It's not like they're going out of their way to stay inconspicuous.

billytea - Jul 06, 2004 9:54:30 am PDT #6382 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Allyson filks in Natter:

ita, the injured warrior, had a very nasty bruise
Head to toe she was covered, in all types of black and blues
All of the concerned strangers used to wince and give her cards
To all kinds of women's shelters, thinking she got whacked by bastards. (uh, bas-TARDS?)

Then one smoggy belt-test day
Gina Torres came to say:
ita with your bruise so bright
Won't you be my stunt-double, tonight?

Then all the fandom loved her,
And they shouted out with glee,
ita the injured warrior,
Can you get me an autograph from Zoe?

Daisy Jane - Jul 06, 2004 6:58:21 pm PDT #6383 of 10000

"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Matt on Illyria working retail.

"Pitiful worm! I ruled the Earth when your ancestors scurried on all fours beneath the dinosaurs' feet, and you maintain falsely that your own are really size six and my system of nomenclature is in error?!? Weep as your extremeties pay the price of your deception!"

billytea - Jul 07, 2004 12:10:22 pm PDT #6384 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Heather Alayne, in Bitches:

Amazing Race Guys What Own the Place Up the Street. *

*not really the name of the article

ChiKat - Jul 07, 2004 1:18:32 pm PDT #6385 of 10000

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

In Bitches, talking about The Amazing Race:

Sean K: Too bad we couldn't get all Buffistas on one team.

Jessica: The way to do it would be for 12 teams of 2 Buffistae each to all race against each other. It would be like being in the B'cy thread ALL THE TIME.

Miracleman: I just threw up in my mouth a little.

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