Zoe: Captain will come up with a plan. Kaylee: That's good. Right? Zoe: Possibly you're not recalling some of his previous plans.

'Safe'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


billytea - Jun 18, 2004 6:44:26 am PDT #6322 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Ple in Bitches:

We were mainly asking him all sorts of stupid questions, like his opinion on country music. ("You have capital punishment in this country. Use it.")


Theodosia - Jun 18, 2004 6:52:46 am PDT #6323 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

tommyrot :

There has got to be a less morally repugnant way to work from home for 2 hours a day and gross $250,000.

Aside from prostitution, I bet you could be a work-from-home hit-person. You could lure the victim to your apartment through some internet dating site, then kill him/her and dissolve the body in some home body-dissolving device you have hidden in a closet.


Trudy Booth - Jun 18, 2004 11:00:02 am PDT #6324 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Kristin T: My underwear has its own drawer and gleefully romps free, unfolded.


Vortex - Jun 18, 2004 11:47:32 am PDT #6325 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

ita:

I want one named after a sexual practice.

Topic!Cindy

Probe?

ita:

There are books you can buy, Cindy, that can help you make your sex life less clinical.

Rick V. :

CunniLincoln?


Ginger - Jun 18, 2004 11:49:44 am PDT #6326 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Curse you, wee Vortex. You beat me to it.


Trudy Booth - Jun 18, 2004 9:41:08 pm PDT #6327 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

tommyrot: What's the difference between "Caucasian" and "Caucasoid"?

Frankenbuddha: One grows up from the ground and the other grows down from the ceiling, but no one can remember which is which?


Pix - Jun 19, 2004 9:55:37 pm PDT #6328 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.

Hil R.

Totally random note: When I was at Barnes and Noble yesterday, I noticed The Complete Idiot's Guide to Contacting Spirits. I really feel there are some things we shouldn't be encouraging idiots to do.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 20, 2004 12:46:39 am PDT #6329 of 10000
What is even happening?

AllAroundPsycho: Have any of you tried the multi-player on the second [Buffy Xbox] game? It should be titled "How not to add multi-player to a game". Its gawd-awful.

Kalshane: Yes, the only entertainment value is playing as Joss and listening to what he says during the fights, particularly against the main characters. [...] My favorite is "I have killed Spike and therefore am now the sexiest."

DavidS: sets stopwatch to see how long it takes for this to become a tagline.

Am-Chau Yarkona - Jun 20, 2004 1:53:33 am PDT #8470 of 8471 Mark "I have killed Spike and therefore am now the sexiest." -- Joss (on the Buffy Xbox game)

About this long.


Jon B. - Jun 20, 2004 5:41:45 am PDT #6330 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Go Cindy with the Madd Taggin' Skillz.


Topic!Cindy - Jun 20, 2004 7:50:35 am PDT #6331 of 10000
What is even happening?

(Hee. Thanks Jon, and it only took a couple of edits to catch all the coding!)