tommyrot: What's the difference between "Caucasian" and "Caucasoid"?
Frankenbuddha: One grows up from the ground and the other grows down from the ceiling, but no one can remember which is which?
Mal: How drunk was I last night? Jayne: Well I dunno. I passed out.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Jun 18, 2004 9:41:08 pm PDT #6327 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Pix - Jun 19, 2004 9:55:37 pm PDT #6328 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
Hil R.
Totally random note: When I was at Barnes and Noble yesterday, I noticed The Complete Idiot's Guide to Contacting Spirits. I really feel there are some things we shouldn't be encouraging idiots to do.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 20, 2004 12:46:39 am PDT #6329 of 10000
What is even happening?
AllAroundPsycho: Have any of you tried the multi-player on the second [Buffy Xbox] game? It should be titled "How not to add multi-player to a game". Its gawd-awful.
Kalshane: Yes, the only entertainment value is playing as Joss and listening to what he says during the fights, particularly against the main characters. [...] My favorite is "I have killed Spike and therefore am now the sexiest."
DavidS: sets stopwatch to see how long it takes for this to become a tagline.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Jun 20, 2004 1:53:33 am PDT #8470 of 8471 Mark "I have killed Spike and therefore am now the sexiest." -- Joss (on the Buffy Xbox game)
About this long.
Jon B. - Jun 20, 2004 5:41:45 am PDT #6330 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Go Cindy with the Madd Taggin' Skillz.
Topic!Cindy - Jun 20, 2004 7:50:35 am PDT #6331 of 10000
What is even happening?
(Hee. Thanks Jon, and it only took a couple of edits to catch all the coding!)
Pix - Jun 20, 2004 1:31:05 pm PDT #6332 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
Hil R. cracks me the hell up:
Just talked to my mom. I mentioned I had the Avenue Q soundtrack. The following conversation ensued:
Mom: I think I might want to see that.
Me: I'm not sure it's really your type of thing. I think you'd react to it kind of like you did to Urinetown. (She thought Urinetown was "weird" and really didn't like it.)
Mom: It's that kind of thing? It's weird like that?
Me: It's got a song called "The Internet is for Porn"
Mom: Oh, I'm fine with that. Urinetown was weird. Porn is normal.
I couldn't stop laughing for about ten minutes.
JenP - Jun 21, 2004 5:43:21 am PDT #6333 of 10000
In Natter ...
Tom Scola: Last night I dreamed that I solved the XML-Relational impedence mismatch problem, making it trivially easy to store XML in a normalized database. Only there was a monster going around absorbing people's memories, and I was afraid he was going to steal my idea. When I woke up I realized my solution made absolutely no sense.
Kalshane: So the monster did catch you.
tommyrot - Jun 21, 2004 11:10:13 am PDT #6334 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Natterinos discuss the finer points of space exploration:
Nutty: Cannot use a bicycle to get to outer space.
Kalshane: Well, not without a glowing-fingered bug-eyed raisin on board, anyway.
tommyrot: A glowing-fingered bug-eyed raisin who's died and risen from the dead, you mean.
Kalshane: I don't know. Is ressurection an essential component of achieving escape velocity? (I mean, outside of using a really big sustained explosion.)
billytea: Yes. Hence the expression, 'raisin the dead'.
Nilly - Jun 22, 2004 4:34:12 am PDT #6335 of 10000
Swouncing
Natter:
Jesse: Here's another declarative sentence, all!
Mostly, due to identification reasons.
Fred Pete - Jun 22, 2004 5:33:10 am PDT #6336 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Discussing Macbeth in Literary --
Vortex: Don't fuck with the Scottish Play, man. Bad ju ju.
connie neil: Besides, think of the paper cuts when you try to get carnal with the text.
ita: Dude. Etext.