'Trash'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
tommyrot :
There has got to be a less morally repugnant way to work from home for 2 hours a day and gross $250,000.
Aside from prostitution, I bet you could be a work-from-home hit-person. You could lure the victim to your apartment through some internet dating site, then kill him/her and dissolve the body in some home body-dissolving device you have hidden in a closet.
Kristin T: My underwear has its own drawer and gleefully romps free, unfolded.
ita:
I want one named after a sexual practice.
Topic!Cindy
Probe?
ita:
There are books you can buy, Cindy, that can help you make your sex life less clinical.
Rick V. :
CunniLincoln?
Curse you, wee Vortex. You beat me to it.
tommyrot: What's the difference between "Caucasian" and "Caucasoid"?
Frankenbuddha: One grows up from the ground and the other grows down from the ceiling, but no one can remember which is which?
Hil R.
Totally random note: When I was at Barnes and Noble yesterday, I noticed The Complete Idiot's Guide to Contacting Spirits. I really feel there are some things we shouldn't be encouraging idiots to do.
AllAroundPsycho: Have any of you tried the multi-player on the second [Buffy Xbox] game? It should be titled "How not to add multi-player to a game". Its gawd-awful.
Kalshane: Yes, the only entertainment value is playing as Joss and listening to what he says during the fights, particularly against the main characters. [...] My favorite is "I have killed Spike and therefore am now the sexiest."
DavidS: sets stopwatch to see how long it takes for this to become a tagline.
Am-Chau Yarkona - Jun 20, 2004 1:53:33 am PDT #8470 of 8471 Mark "I have killed Spike and therefore am now the sexiest." -- Joss (on the Buffy Xbox game)
About this long.
Go Cindy with the Madd Taggin' Skillz.
(Hee. Thanks Jon, and it only took a couple of edits to catch all the coding!)
Hil R. cracks me the hell up:
Just talked to my mom. I mentioned I had the Avenue Q soundtrack. The following conversation ensued:
Mom: I think I might want to see that.
Me: I'm not sure it's really your type of thing. I think you'd react to it kind of like you did to Urinetown. (She thought Urinetown was "weird" and really didn't like it.)
Mom: It's that kind of thing? It's weird like that?
Me: It's got a song called "The Internet is for Porn"
Mom: Oh, I'm fine with that. Urinetown was weird. Porn is normal.
I couldn't stop laughing for about ten minutes.