Go Cindy with the Madd Taggin' Skillz.
Mal: There's plenty orders of mine that she didn't obey. Wash: Name one! Mal: She married you!
'War Stories'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Jon B. - Jun 20, 2004 5:41:45 am PDT #6330 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Topic!Cindy - Jun 20, 2004 7:50:35 am PDT #6331 of 10000
What is even happening?
(Hee. Thanks Jon, and it only took a couple of edits to catch all the coding!)
Pix - Jun 20, 2004 1:31:05 pm PDT #6332 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
Hil R. cracks me the hell up:
Just talked to my mom. I mentioned I had the Avenue Q soundtrack. The following conversation ensued:
Mom: I think I might want to see that.
Me: I'm not sure it's really your type of thing. I think you'd react to it kind of like you did to Urinetown. (She thought Urinetown was "weird" and really didn't like it.)
Mom: It's that kind of thing? It's weird like that?
Me: It's got a song called "The Internet is for Porn"
Mom: Oh, I'm fine with that. Urinetown was weird. Porn is normal.
I couldn't stop laughing for about ten minutes.
JenP - Jun 21, 2004 5:43:21 am PDT #6333 of 10000
In Natter ...
Tom Scola: Last night I dreamed that I solved the XML-Relational impedence mismatch problem, making it trivially easy to store XML in a normalized database. Only there was a monster going around absorbing people's memories, and I was afraid he was going to steal my idea. When I woke up I realized my solution made absolutely no sense.
Kalshane: So the monster did catch you.
tommyrot - Jun 21, 2004 11:10:13 am PDT #6334 of 10000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Natterinos discuss the finer points of space exploration:
Nutty: Cannot use a bicycle to get to outer space.
Kalshane: Well, not without a glowing-fingered bug-eyed raisin on board, anyway.
tommyrot: A glowing-fingered bug-eyed raisin who's died and risen from the dead, you mean.
Kalshane: I don't know. Is ressurection an essential component of achieving escape velocity? (I mean, outside of using a really big sustained explosion.)
billytea: Yes. Hence the expression, 'raisin the dead'.
Nilly - Jun 22, 2004 4:34:12 am PDT #6335 of 10000
Swouncing
Natter:
Jesse: Here's another declarative sentence, all!
Mostly, due to identification reasons.
Fred Pete - Jun 22, 2004 5:33:10 am PDT #6336 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Discussing Macbeth in Literary --
Vortex: Don't fuck with the Scottish Play, man. Bad ju ju.
connie neil: Besides, think of the paper cuts when you try to get carnal with the text.
ita: Dude. Etext.
deborah grabien - Jun 22, 2004 7:35:40 am PDT #6337 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
In Bitches, the irony of Reagan worship:
SailAweigh - If they want to honor him, put him on money. Then we can all laugh, not use the thing, and they can take it out of circulation because he wasn't all that hot after all.
Lilty Cash - They should also put him on a ridiculously large bill. That way, the people that have him will be the people that loved him.
ChiKat - Jun 22, 2004 9:34:04 am PDT #6338 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Fay in Bitches:
Excessive profanity? Wouldn't dream of...oh, hang on, who the fuck am I trying to fool?
I'm fucking swearing my fucking bollocks off right now, you cunt, and it's fucking great!
eyes horrified thread sheepishly. smiles.
Did I mention that I have a very big straw hat, covered with flowers? And that I drink tea?
bats eyelashes
Honestly, it's far less offensive when you factor in the English accent, fuckers.
Trudy Booth - Jun 22, 2004 5:24:12 pm PDT #6339 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
brenda m: How come nobody told me about the Peanut Butter Oreos?
And why won't somebody take them away from me?