Out of context, Sarameg, in Natter:
I was laughing too hard to snap a picture of the camel sticking its head in the car window and lunging at my brother's crotch. Oh, the look on his face....
You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.
Jayne ,'The Train Job'
Coffee On My Monitor
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DCJensen - Jun 17, 2004 12:43:50 pm PDT #6316 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Theodosia - Jun 17, 2004 1:12:57 pm PDT #6317 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Nutty, talking about predators that kill humans:
I bet I could beat up a cheetah
Steph L.:
Why do you think the cheetah is so wimpy? Cheetahs worldwide are now e- mailing each other, plotting your slow demise.
[edited to make everyone look crazy]
Theodosia - Jun 17, 2004 1:23:59 pm PDT #6318 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Gudanov:
Colorful displays and dances are such a common method for attracting mates in the animal world, that one would think women would naturally be attracted mostly to gay men.
Jessica - Jun 17, 2004 2:34:03 pm PDT #6319 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
sarameg, talking about predators that kill humans:
I think that was Nutty.
§ ita § - Jun 17, 2004 2:42:34 pm PDT #6320 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Yes. Sarameg is wary of the cheetah.
deborah grabien - Jun 17, 2004 4:06:27 pm PDT #6321 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Sarameg is wary of the cheetah.
I was about to say, the sarameg I know wouldn't never underestimate a cat of any variety....
billytea - Jun 18, 2004 6:44:26 am PDT #6322 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Ple in Bitches:
We were mainly asking him all sorts of stupid questions, like his opinion on country music. ("You have capital punishment in this country. Use it.")
Theodosia - Jun 18, 2004 6:52:46 am PDT #6323 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
tommyrot :
There has got to be a less morally repugnant way to work from home for 2 hours a day and gross $250,000.
Aside from prostitution, I bet you could be a work-from-home hit-person. You could lure the victim to your apartment through some internet dating site, then kill him/her and dissolve the body in some home body-dissolving device you have hidden in a closet.
Trudy Booth - Jun 18, 2004 11:00:02 am PDT #6324 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Kristin T: My underwear has its own drawer and gleefully romps free, unfolded.
Vortex - Jun 18, 2004 11:47:32 am PDT #6325 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
ita:
I want one named after a sexual practice.
Topic!Cindy
Probe?
ita:
There are books you can buy, Cindy, that can help you make your sex life less clinical.
Rick V. :
CunniLincoln?