In Natter:
Gus: If I was a German who wanted to woo a woman, I would learn another language.
bon bon: I think German is kinda sexy. Then again, I like lots of consonants.
We're still working on a plan, but so far it involves being sent to prison and becoming somebody's bitch.
Fred ,'Just Rewards (2)'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Steph L. - Jun 16, 2004 11:05:42 am PDT #6306 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 16, 2004 12:29:09 pm PDT #6307 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
In Angel 4:
Allyson: Are you sure that wasn't spam, Kristen? Maybe that's where they're getting their ideas now. Next on FOX, Wife Swap followed by Split Her in Two with Your Huge Member . Next week, Debt Consolidation, FREE!
Topic!Cindy - Jun 16, 2004 5:12:26 pm PDT #6308 of 10000
What is even happening?
Kristen: When I was watching the finals last night I saw a commercial for a show called, "Wife Swap." And then another for something else called, "Desperate Housewives." It was somewhat disturbing to me.
Strega: Desperate Housewives is actually a drama. Well, a suburban soap or something like that. I'm already betting it gets yanked after 3 episodes.
Jessica: Is that the one with the dead narrator? It sounded like a very go-nowhere kind of premise.
Polter-Cow: Dead narrators rule.
Narrator: *AHEM*
I may not exist, but I am NOT dead.
Polter-Cow: You're probably unreliable.
Narrator: And damn proud of it.
Jessica - Jun 17, 2004 5:23:32 am PDT #6309 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Steph and Polter-Cow, on Nick Park:
Steph: I was picturing some sort of weird black-and-white movie in Swedish, with English subtitles that no one can read anyway because they're white on a black-and-white movie, where people are traumatized about pants, demonstrated by looooooooong scenes with no dialogue where the people sit around smoking filterless cigarettes and brooding.
Polter-Cow: No, no. That's The Seventh Trouser.
flea - Jun 17, 2004 6:14:01 am PDT #6310 of 10000
information libertarian
Because really, I did cackle loudly in the office, bringing two bosses to whom I could not explain sufficiently:
billytea:
Hee. I shizzolated Amazon.com. "Add to Wish list. Don't has one? We'll set one up fo' yo' ass, know what I'm sayin'?"
Pix - Jun 17, 2004 6:39:45 am PDT #6311 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
JohnSweden on the dangers of trying to keep up with conversations in Natter:
huh, got distracted by work and the conversation moved to zombies and shizzle nizzle. Never mind.
billytea - Jun 17, 2004 7:02:14 am PDT #6312 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Matt, in Bitches:
I just got a spam e-mail with the subject line
[silly] Phillipino hookers
My mind immediately responded with the catchphrase "Silly hooker, tricks are for kids!"
Trudy Booth - Jun 17, 2004 7:28:08 am PDT #6313 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Rick V.: I've been interested to read the family histories of the Buffistas, what with their long tenure in America and the whole melting pot thing. I grew up with the children and grandchildren of immigrants, in a town with a strong ethnic identity, where discussions of family ancestry took a different form:
"Where did your family come from?" 'The Sognefjord" "Oh, mine came from Trondheim"
I was one of the more ethnically diverse kids, because my mother's parents emigrated from Sweden instead of Norway. I tried to keep quiet about it, though, because who wants to be a weirdo?
Lilty Cash - Jun 17, 2004 8:17:47 am PDT #6314 of 10000
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
In Natter:
beth b :Chicken nuggets wearing clothes does not make me want to eat them.
Trudy Booth :Chicken nuggets wearing Orlando Bloom does not make me want to eat them.
juliana - Jun 17, 2004 9:00:28 am PDT #6315 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
In Natter:
Lilty Cash:
A friend and I collected them all, and would act out tiny sagas with them.
Gudanov:
It is a period of civil war.Rebel meals, striking from a
hidden base, have won their first
victory against the evil McEmpire. During
the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans
to the McEmpire's ultimate weapon, the Supersized Nugget, an heavily battered nugget with enough grease to destroy an entire digestive system.
Pursued by the McEmpire's sinister agents, Princess Lilty races home aboard her Happy Meal, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore nutrition to the galaxy...