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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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DXMachina - Sep 20, 2002 1:34:04 pm PDT #63 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

JZ:

Also, an update (though nobody asked for one) on yesterday's licking posts:

When the gentleman in question found out that I'd been talking online about licking people, he actually wanted to know whom I'd been licking. I said, "Uh, you. Who else would I lick?" And it turned out that he has no recollection whatsoever of being licked. He was so overwhelmed by the flirty flirtiness of my approach that the actual licking slid right under his radar; his exact words were "With all that flirting, you could've stepped on my toes and gotten the same response from me," thereby conclusively proving that licking is not only an effective seduction technique, but one which induces total amnesia in the lick-ee. I can hardly wait to put this new power to corrupt and evil use.

I'll try to have a full report on the effectiveness and memorability of the toe-stomping method of seduction by next week.

Rebecca Lizard - Sep 20, 2002 2:07:34 pm PDT #64 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

sumi:

I don't think that the people who like Smallville care too much about it's relationship to the Superman canon. That's not the reason to watch it at all.

Typo Boy:

Summi/ I/ can't/ imagine/ what/ you/ are/ talking/ about?

Amber B. - Sep 20, 2002 2:34:44 pm PDT #65 of 10000

I'm beginning to understand this now. It's all about the journey, isn't it?

Shrift: "Clark, I want to suck your pie," Lex said, his voice low.

Jacqueline: Slowly, dizzily, Clark slid his pie into Lex's picnic.

Rebecca Lizard - Sep 20, 2002 2:48:56 pm PDT #66 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

chokes on an ice cube

Spidra Webster - Sep 21, 2002 11:59:35 am PDT #67 of 10000

I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

JZ in Natter:

And I must confess to being just ignorant enough about MS-DOS and Seattle and betting at the racetrack to have been reasonably satisfied with John Doe, especially after the beginning with all that naked. That was just a whole lot of naked. Boy, was that some naked. Naked and a half.

Alibelle - Sep 21, 2002 2:27:42 pm PDT #68 of 10000

Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

Heather: What Joss hath brought together...

Billytea: Let no man put asunder, for Tim getteth mightily pissed off if thou hornest in on his gig.

Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 21, 2002 3:17:45 pm PDT #69 of 10000

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Madrigal, on Firefly:

Another thing: the narration reminded me so much of "Dukes of Hazzard" that I was really hoping to see Mal and Jayne jump into the ship through the windows before speeding away.

DCJensen - Sep 21, 2002 8:18:43 pm PDT #70 of 10000

All is well that ends in pizza.

DavidS - in Firefly discussion:

Hated the opening theme song.

Come listen to a story
about a crew in outerspace
Poor li'l brigands
could barely feed their face
Then one day they were stealing from a train
Up through the score come a twangy refrain
Space that is...AstroWhores...Western Stars...

Spidra Webster - Sep 22, 2002 12:16:11 pm PDT #71 of 10000

I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

billytea in Natter:

That's the black-footed penguin, right? I saw come of them in the Dallas Aquarium. Incidentally, the Bronx Zoo has a group of them as well, including a gay couple. Two male penguins have taken over one of the best nesting sites (rumour has it that it looks fabulous).

ita:

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

Obviously billytea forgot the cedille on the c in "çome"

Katie M - Sep 22, 2002 2:09:17 pm PDT #72 of 10000

I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Victor in Natter, via the Pornalizer:

COMM: Quotes and fistfucks that deserve immortalisation.

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