River: You're not right, Early. You're not righteous. You've got issues. Early: No. Oh, yes, I could have that. You might have me figured out, then. Good job. I'm not 100%.

'Objects In Space'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Katie M - Sep 22, 2002 2:09:17 pm PDT #72 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Victor in Natter, via the Pornalizer:

COMM: Quotes and fistfucks that deserve immortalisation.


Dani - Sep 22, 2002 2:45:26 pm PDT #73 of 10000
I believe vampires are the world's greatest golfers

PMM: Is there a 12-step for [slashers]?

erika: Yes, probably, but they don't get through much of the meetings because they are pairing off the men in the group.

From Fanfiction.


billytea - Sep 23, 2002 8:18:27 am PDT #74 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Obviously billytea forgot the cedille on the c in "çome"

Bugger. I've fixed the spelling in the original post; if anyone wants to do so here, it would be appreciated.


esse - Sep 23, 2002 10:28:04 am PDT #75 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Anne W: I clicked, and I feel no shame. I am not a spoiler whore. I am a spoiler companion.


askye - Sep 23, 2002 12:10:08 pm PDT #76 of 10000
Thrive to spite them

Shrift: Heh. When my post showed up white, I said, "Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!"

Billytea: "Oh, now we see the whitefont inherent in the system! Come and see the whitefont inherent in the system!"


Betsy HP - Sep 23, 2002 12:31:05 pm PDT #77 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Angus G.: Well, my faith is better than everyone else's, but it didn't seem nice to brag about it.


amych - Sep 23, 2002 12:39:35 pm PDT #78 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Theodosia:

Yea, though I walk through the valley of earworms, I shall not be afraid, for I have KMIN on the noise-reduction earphones at work.


Aims - Sep 23, 2002 12:40:22 pm PDT #79 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Betsy HP - Sep 23, 2002 12:46:19 pm PDT #80 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Amber B.: My only problem with Dracula was that the Prince of Darkness should not wear sweater vests.

Victor: Amber, darling, NOTHING says evil like sweater vests.


Rebecca Lizard - Sep 23, 2002 5:00:00 pm PDT #81 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

FayJay:

..since starting my course a couple of weeks ago I've been travelling to and from University, a bus journey of around an hour and a half each way. I often fall asleep on buses. Very very often. Almost always. And I've been having fairly graphic slashy dreams that are an extension of fic reading quite often, whilst on these bus journeys. And then you have to ask yourself whether you've unknowingly said anything out loud. So far I haven't woken up to find the horrified gazes of an assortment of pensioners and teens who've been treated to mumbled mutterings of a gay vampire snuff porn variety, or a big gay teenage superman variety, but I fear that it's only a matter of time.

No, honestly, you can totally trust me with your kids. I'd be a great teacher. What? Come back.

Bugger.