Shrift: "Clark, I want to suck your pie," Lex said, his voice low.
Jacqueline: Slowly, dizzily, Clark slid his pie into Lex's picnic.
Wash: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress? Jayne: I'll chip in. Zoe: I can hurt you.
'Shindig'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Amber B. - Sep 20, 2002 2:34:44 pm PDT #65 of 10000
I'm beginning to understand this now. It's all about the journey, isn't it?
Rebecca Lizard - Sep 20, 2002 2:48:56 pm PDT #66 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
chokes on an ice cube
Spidra Webster - Sep 21, 2002 11:59:35 am PDT #67 of 10000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
JZ in Natter:
And I must confess to being just ignorant enough about MS-DOS and Seattle and betting at the racetrack to have been reasonably satisfied with John Doe, especially after the beginning with all that naked. That was just a whole lot of naked. Boy, was that some naked. Naked and a half.
Alibelle - Sep 21, 2002 2:27:42 pm PDT #68 of 10000
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
Heather: What Joss hath brought together...
Billytea: Let no man put asunder, for Tim getteth mightily pissed off if thou hornest in on his gig.
Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 21, 2002 3:17:45 pm PDT #69 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Madrigal, on Firefly:
Another thing: the narration reminded me so much of "Dukes of Hazzard" that I was really hoping to see Mal and Jayne jump into the ship through the windows before speeding away.
DCJensen - Sep 21, 2002 8:18:43 pm PDT #70 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
DavidS - in Firefly discussion:
Hated the opening theme song.
Come listen to a story
about a crew in outerspace
Poor li'l brigands
could barely feed their face
Then one day they were stealing from a train
Up through the score come a twangy refrain
Space that is...AstroWhores...Western Stars...
Spidra Webster - Sep 22, 2002 12:16:11 pm PDT #71 of 10000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
billytea in Natter:
That's the black-footed penguin, right? I saw come of them in the Dallas Aquarium. Incidentally, the Bronx Zoo has a group of them as well, including a gay couple. Two male penguins have taken over one of the best nesting sites (rumour has it that it looks fabulous).
ita:
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
Obviously billytea forgot the cedille on the c in "çome"
Katie M - Sep 22, 2002 2:09:17 pm PDT #72 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Victor in Natter, via the Pornalizer:
COMM: Quotes and fistfucks that deserve immortalisation.
Dani - Sep 22, 2002 2:45:26 pm PDT #73 of 10000
I believe vampires are the world's greatest golfers
PMM: Is there a 12-step for [slashers]?
erika: Yes, probably, but they don't get through much of the meetings because they are pairing off the men in the group.
From Fanfiction.
billytea - Sep 23, 2002 8:18:27 am PDT #74 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Obviously billytea forgot the cedille on the c in "çome"
Bugger. I've fixed the spelling in the original post; if anyone wants to do so here, it would be appreciated.