'Not Fade Away'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
In F2F, a discussion about arachnids:
Toddson - Just to add to the fun - were you aware that king crabs are also arachnids?
Jessica - Yes, but unless you live in Alaska, you'll pretty much only ever see the legs. Which look like food, not spiders. (Same with lobster -- whole, they look like the overgrown bugs they are. But their tails look like food.)
ita - Their flesh looks like food. Their tails look like a strange way to spend an afternoon.
Cause it's some kind of brilliant, Daniel's latest hit single:
Oh God, I've earwormed myself....
Welcome to the earworm,
we'll treat it like a game
we have all the filk you'll need
the tunes drive you insane.
The Buffistas you will find,
are there for friends in need
but if you got an earworm baby,
we're less cure than disease.
To the earworm,
Welcome to the earworm.
We can make you run and scream......
Allyson in Minearverse:
So. The dentist wants to break my jaw and fix my overbite. I'm thinking I could eBay the chance to break my jaw and make an assload of money off of fandom.
Erin in Bitches, where we're (surprise surprise!) talking about sex:
It's like porny Green Eggs and Ham: Did you do it on a bed? Or did you do it on the dead? Did you do it on the lam? Did you do it, Sam I am!
curse you, wee Jen!
ita's follow-up to Allyson in Minearverse:
So. The dentist wants to break my jaw and fix my overbite. I'm thinking I could eBay the chance to break my jaw and make an assload of money off of fandom.
Allyson, want to come to krav?
Lilty Cash in Natter after someone finds her hot for liking libraries:
Yes, my next plans are for some sort of calender shot on the grounds. January: See Lilty pose in the stacks. February: Watch out, Lilty's in the cage! March: I didn't know a person could even fit in that drop box!
Hec explains Bergman in Movies:
So there's Death and playing chess with him. And the Animaniacs did a good parody of this, as did Flaming Carrot. Then they dance at the end on a hill as the sun goes down. It's a Dance With Death. Life that is. Except when it's a Game of Chess With Death. Unless it is the Flaming Carrot in which case it is Whiffleball With Death. So there's a fair amount of death in The Seventh Seal. Very few people realize that it was actually a series not unlike the Carry On movies. The Sixth Seal (iirc) involved Death in drag with enormous knockers somewhere in East Ealing. Got it now?
Even with context, this is funny, but it's even better without:
In Bitches --
Cashmere: Good luck with your butt, Aimee. The discomforts are definitely worth it!!
In F2F:
Steph:
I would kill for a "Revenge of the Jedi" poster.
Jessica:
There are a ton on ebay.
billytea:
Yeah, but PayPal doesn't accept killings. For that you need SlayPal.