Erin in Bitches, where we're (surprise surprise!) talking about sex:
It's like porny Green Eggs and Ham: Did you do it on a bed? Or did you do it on the dead? Did you do it on the lam? Did you do it, Sam I am!
Jasmine ,'Power Play'
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Erin in Bitches, where we're (surprise surprise!) talking about sex:
It's like porny Green Eggs and Ham: Did you do it on a bed? Or did you do it on the dead? Did you do it on the lam? Did you do it, Sam I am!
curse you, wee Jen!
ita's follow-up to Allyson in Minearverse:
So. The dentist wants to break my jaw and fix my overbite. I'm thinking I could eBay the chance to break my jaw and make an assload of money off of fandom.
Allyson, want to come to krav?
Lilty Cash in Natter after someone finds her hot for liking libraries:
Yes, my next plans are for some sort of calender shot on the grounds. January: See Lilty pose in the stacks. February: Watch out, Lilty's in the cage! March: I didn't know a person could even fit in that drop box!
Hec explains Bergman in Movies:
So there's Death and playing chess with him. And the Animaniacs did a good parody of this, as did Flaming Carrot. Then they dance at the end on a hill as the sun goes down. It's a Dance With Death. Life that is. Except when it's a Game of Chess With Death. Unless it is the Flaming Carrot in which case it is Whiffleball With Death. So there's a fair amount of death in The Seventh Seal. Very few people realize that it was actually a series not unlike the Carry On movies. The Sixth Seal (iirc) involved Death in drag with enormous knockers somewhere in East Ealing. Got it now?
Even with context, this is funny, but it's even better without:
In Bitches --
Cashmere: Good luck with your butt, Aimee. The discomforts are definitely worth it!!
In F2F:
Steph:
I would kill for a "Revenge of the Jedi" poster.
Jessica:
There are a ton on ebay.
billytea:
Yeah, but PayPal doesn't accept killings. For that you need SlayPal.
bon bon may be letting all that power go to her head:
I just ranted to my summer associate my 45 minute office supply rant. She doesn't just suspect I'm crazy anymore.
In Firefly, re: scheduled opening day of Serenity:
sumi: Is April 22 Earth Day? Because that's kind of funny.
Mr. Broom: Earth That Was Day, just this once.
In The Great Write Way, taking a break from, y'know, writing. And reading. After a discussion on verbalizing nouns.
Polter-Cow: You need to broadenilise your horizons.
deborah grabien: Not as much as you need to horizonalise your broads.
Polter-Cow: So that's why I'm NGA