Erin in Bitches, where we're (surprise surprise!) talking about sex:
It's like porny Green Eggs and Ham: Did you do it on a bed? Or did you do it on the dead? Did you do it on the lam? Did you do it, Sam I am!
I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.
Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Jen - Jun 04, 2004 9:26:58 am PDT #6248 of 10000
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you
amych - Jun 04, 2004 9:27:26 am PDT #6249 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
curse you, wee Jen!
DXMachina - Jun 04, 2004 9:55:32 am PDT #6250 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
ita's follow-up to Allyson in Minearverse:
So. The dentist wants to break my jaw and fix my overbite. I'm thinking I could eBay the chance to break my jaw and make an assload of money off of fandom.
Allyson, want to come to krav?
Rayne - Jun 04, 2004 11:50:31 am PDT #6251 of 10000
"Oh no! Has falling sky liquid once again caused you the sadness?" -Starfire
Lilty Cash in Natter after someone finds her hot for liking libraries:
Yes, my next plans are for some sort of calender shot on the grounds. January: See Lilty pose in the stacks. February: Watch out, Lilty's in the cage! March: I didn't know a person could even fit in that drop box!
Jon B. - Jun 04, 2004 12:17:04 pm PDT #6252 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Hec explains Bergman in Movies:
So there's Death and playing chess with him. And the Animaniacs did a good parody of this, as did Flaming Carrot. Then they dance at the end on a hill as the sun goes down. It's a Dance With Death. Life that is. Except when it's a Game of Chess With Death. Unless it is the Flaming Carrot in which case it is Whiffleball With Death. So there's a fair amount of death in The Seventh Seal. Very few people realize that it was actually a series not unlike the Carry On movies. The Sixth Seal (iirc) involved Death in drag with enormous knockers somewhere in East Ealing. Got it now?
Steph L. - Jun 04, 2004 3:41:56 pm PDT #6253 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Even with context, this is funny, but it's even better without:
In Bitches --
Cashmere: Good luck with your butt, Aimee. The discomforts are definitely worth it!!
Kate P. - Jun 05, 2004 8:23:53 am PDT #6254 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
In F2F:
Steph:
I would kill for a "Revenge of the Jedi" poster.
Jessica:
There are a ton on ebay.
billytea:
Yeah, but PayPal doesn't accept killings. For that you need SlayPal.
Theodosia - Jun 05, 2004 9:41:52 am PDT #6255 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
bon bon may be letting all that power go to her head:
I just ranted to my summer associate my 45 minute office supply rant. She doesn't just suspect I'm crazy anymore.
JenP - Jun 05, 2004 10:59:57 am PDT #6256 of 10000
In Firefly, re: scheduled opening day of Serenity:
sumi: Is April 22 Earth Day? Because that's kind of funny.
Mr. Broom: Earth That Was Day, just this once.
Gris - Jun 05, 2004 10:53:22 pm PDT #6257 of 10000
Hey. New board.
In The Great Write Way, taking a break from, y'know, writing. And reading. After a discussion on verbalizing nouns.
Polter-Cow: You need to broadenilise your horizons.
deborah grabien: Not as much as you need to horizonalise your broads.
Polter-Cow: So that's why I'm NGA