I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


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DXMachina - Jun 04, 2004 9:55:32 am PDT #6250 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

ita's follow-up to Allyson in Minearverse:

So. The dentist wants to break my jaw and fix my overbite. I'm thinking I could eBay the chance to break my jaw and make an assload of money off of fandom.

Allyson, want to come to krav?


Rayne - Jun 04, 2004 11:50:31 am PDT #6251 of 10000
"Oh no! Has falling sky liquid once again caused you the sadness?" -Starfire

Lilty Cash in Natter after someone finds her hot for liking libraries:

Yes, my next plans are for some sort of calender shot on the grounds. January: See Lilty pose in the stacks. February: Watch out, Lilty's in the cage! March: I didn't know a person could even fit in that drop box!


Jon B. - Jun 04, 2004 12:17:04 pm PDT #6252 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Hec explains Bergman in Movies:

So there's Death and playing chess with him. And the Animaniacs did a good parody of this, as did Flaming Carrot. Then they dance at the end on a hill as the sun goes down. It's a Dance With Death. Life that is. Except when it's a Game of Chess With Death. Unless it is the Flaming Carrot in which case it is Whiffleball With Death. So there's a fair amount of death in The Seventh Seal. Very few people realize that it was actually a series not unlike the Carry On movies. The Sixth Seal (iirc) involved Death in drag with enormous knockers somewhere in East Ealing. Got it now?


Steph L. - Jun 04, 2004 3:41:56 pm PDT #6253 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Even with context, this is funny, but it's even better without:

In Bitches --

Cashmere: Good luck with your butt, Aimee. The discomforts are definitely worth it!!


Kate P. - Jun 05, 2004 8:23:53 am PDT #6254 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

In F2F:

Steph:

I would kill for a "Revenge of the Jedi" poster.

Jessica:

There are a ton on ebay.

billytea:

Yeah, but PayPal doesn't accept killings. For that you need SlayPal.


Theodosia - Jun 05, 2004 9:41:52 am PDT #6255 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

bon bon may be letting all that power go to her head:

I just ranted to my summer associate my 45 minute office supply rant. She doesn't just suspect I'm crazy anymore.


JenP - Jun 05, 2004 10:59:57 am PDT #6256 of 10000

In Firefly, re: scheduled opening day of Serenity:

sumi: Is April 22 Earth Day? Because that's kind of funny.

Mr. Broom: Earth That Was Day, just this once.


Gris - Jun 05, 2004 10:53:22 pm PDT #6257 of 10000
Hey. New board.

In The Great Write Way, taking a break from, y'know, writing. And reading. After a discussion on verbalizing nouns.

Polter-Cow: You need to broadenilise your horizons.

deborah grabien: Not as much as you need to horizonalise your broads.

Polter-Cow: So that's why I'm NGA


Polter-Cow - Jun 06, 2004 12:58:23 pm PDT #6258 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

ita: While I'm pictorially minded, I saw this pic of Beckham and Posh Spice, and wondered what they'll say to their kids about it (suggestive, but completely clothed). That's kinda weirder than "Daddy and some model," or "Mummy and an actor."

DavidS: "Daddy was giving Mum a backrub."

DXMachina: I was thinking "Bend it like Beckham."


Betsy HP - Jun 06, 2004 4:12:34 pm PDT #6259 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Raquel:

Sigh. You don't want my answer, as right now it would involve lurking around my house being futless.

Lee:

Definition?

Raquel:

Having no fut.

Actually, it's Hawaiian slang for wanting to do something, but not knowing what you want to do, and not wanting to do any of the things you know you should be doing, and not really being that interested in pursuing any of the things you could do.

It's a more active and less gothic ennui.