ita, in Natter:
My plant relationships seem to involve regular trips to the brink of death. You have no idea how excited I am by the prospect of extending that to homo sapiens.
Dreg: Glory, Your Most Fresh-And-Cleanness. It's only a matter of time-- Glory: Ugh, everything always takes time! What about my time? Does anyone appreciate I'm on a schedule here?! Tick tock, Dreg! Tick freakin' tock!
'Sleeper'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Toddson - Jun 03, 2004 6:34:33 am PDT #6240 of 10000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
deborah grabien - Jun 03, 2004 2:13:43 pm PDT #6241 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Deena in Great Write, explaining a presently popular childrens' television character to the kidTV-challenged:
Mash a teletubby. Add LSD. Sprinkle with weird theremin like sound and glitter. Swirl in the air and provide cut out people figures to watch. That's a boobah.
smonster - Jun 03, 2004 5:34:52 pm PDT #6242 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
In Minearverse:
Allyson: If you paid me 14 bucks and a pack of Marlboro's to do so, I'd tear your nose off with a plier and replace it with Silly Putty.
billytea - Jun 04, 2004 6:28:05 am PDT #6243 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Toddson, in F2F:
I was talking to some friends and we decided that cicadas are the teenagers of the insect world - they're awkward, noisy, and think of nothing but sex. After all - they ARE 17!
Trudy Booth - Jun 04, 2004 7:35:53 am PDT #6244 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Lilty Cash: I know. He made me feel like a complete failure in the person department.
Wolfram: My wife used to have a friend who did this. Now she's a mean ex-friend. You don't need friends to make you feel like a failure. That's why we have family.
deborah grabien - Jun 04, 2004 7:51:37 am PDT #6245 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
In F2F, a discussion about arachnids:
Toddson - Just to add to the fun - were you aware that king crabs are also arachnids?
Jessica - Yes, but unless you live in Alaska, you'll pretty much only ever see the legs. Which look like food, not spiders. (Same with lobster -- whole, they look like the overgrown bugs they are. But their tails look like food.)
ita - Their flesh looks like food. Their tails look like a strange way to spend an afternoon.
Polter-Cow - Jun 04, 2004 8:11:10 am PDT #6246 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Cause it's some kind of brilliant, Daniel's latest hit single:
Oh God, I've earwormed myself....
Welcome to the earworm,
we'll treat it like a game
we have all the filk you'll need
the tunes drive you insane.
The Buffistas you will find,
are there for friends in need
but if you got an earworm baby,
we're less cure than disease.
To the earworm,
Welcome to the earworm.
We can make you run and scream......
tiggy - Jun 04, 2004 8:55:03 am PDT #6247 of 10000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
Allyson in Minearverse:
So. The dentist wants to break my jaw and fix my overbite. I'm thinking I could eBay the chance to break my jaw and make an assload of money off of fandom.
Jen - Jun 04, 2004 9:26:58 am PDT #6248 of 10000
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you
Erin in Bitches, where we're (surprise surprise!) talking about sex:
It's like porny Green Eggs and Ham: Did you do it on a bed? Or did you do it on the dead? Did you do it on the lam? Did you do it, Sam I am!
amych - Jun 04, 2004 9:27:26 am PDT #6249 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
curse you, wee Jen!