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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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SailAweigh - May 20, 2004 8:14:58 am PDT #6162 of 10000
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Gudanov in Bitches:

Knock, Knock

opens door to reveal two large men in black suits and dark sunglasses

"Uh....Hello? Are you guys with the government."

"No sir. We're from PBS. We've gotten reports you've been watching 'Nova' and not donating." The PBS goons speak with a relaxing english accent

"Ummmm....no....no....I just watch FOX. Yeah, I'm a big fan of that millionarie Joe show and stuff."

"That's passe sir. You're coming with us." The PBS goons grab the hapless victim.

"No! No! What's going to happen to me?"

"Three straight weeks of Teletubbies, 27-7 sir. When we're done with you you'll never understand another episode of 'Nova'. You'll be watching FOX then."

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Topic!Cindy - May 20, 2004 8:31:13 am PDT #6163 of 10000
What is even happening?

VERY spoilery for Angel finale

Frankenbuddha: "Senator found dead by axe murderer, surrounded by mounds of dust. Film at eleven."

Given that she was a W & H client we can expect Rush, Fox News and the current administration to demand an exhaustive (and civil liberties threatening) investigation.

Trudy Booth - May 20, 2004 11:08:56 am PDT #6164 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Katerina Bee:

Dear NZ Customs,

Better think about giving us back our Gus, pronto. He's harmless, although a Weremonkey; but the zombies we'll send to Auckland in our name to initiate extraction proceedings are going to be problematical.

Love and Kisses, the Buffistas

Trudy Booth - May 20, 2004 11:13:51 am PDT #6165 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Our billytea is just king of the comeback today.

tommyrot: The flirting with mechanics thing never works for me.

billytea: Hell, I can't even work out the mechanics of flirting.

esse - May 20, 2004 4:45:52 pm PDT #6166 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Besty HP in B'cy

Go ahead, tell me how wrong I am. Wronger than a wrong thing poached in wrong wine and served with a reduced wrong sauce.

Kat - May 20, 2004 8:13:15 pm PDT #6167 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Kristen in Natter:

I wish someone would buy my fucking soul. It's not like I'm doing anything with it. I could use the money.

Ouise - May 21, 2004 2:40:16 am PDT #6168 of 10000
Socks are a running theme throughout the series. They are used as symbols of freedom, redemption and love.

Tommyrot and Polter-Cow in Natter:

So his pulse was weak, but rigor mortis had already started?

Well, you know Warhol. He was ahead of his time.

Theodosia - May 21, 2004 4:49:44 am PDT #6169 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Preparations for the F2F evidently involve singing:

Steph L:

Okay, I'm edgy and twitchy (I hate hate HATE to fly) and having my annual pre-F2F freakout, to the tune of "Nobody Loves Me As Much As They Should (Which Is Well Beyond The Human Capacity For Love)."

smonster:

See, but stuff like that makes you even more lovable than you already are!

I'm currently singing, "Holy Fucking Shit How'm I Going to Get Everything Done Tonight and I Wanna Watch the Angel Finale Again, Not Go To Some Stupid Meeting and Talk about Invasive Plants and WHY am I Still at Work When I Don't Have to Be?"

For the chorus I just bang my head on my desk.

whonk!

Like so.

Pix - May 21, 2004 9:31:21 pm PDT #6170 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.

Context? We don't need no stinkin' context!

aurelia

As far as I know, goat testicles are not useful in the treatment or prevention of allergies.

DCJensen - May 23, 2004 11:50:34 am PDT #6171 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Madrigal, in Angel:

Okay, so I had Buffy for high school and Angel for college, and now that I'm graduating Joss had better write me a new show. Or send me valiums individually wrapped in papers with witty sayings on them. I don't want to be too demanding.

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