Teppy: You could not be more wrong if you took out a special loan to buy more wrongheadedness.
'Trash'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Jessica: I. Forgot. My. Clie. At. Home.
Did I remember to bring 5 outfits for Prom, in case I change my mind? Oh, yes. Did I remember to bring a backgammon board so that I can finally play a game or two with La Tep? Naturally! And extra shoes, and a Fairy Jasmine bath bomb, and a million other relatively trivial items? Of course!
But my PDA, which I carry with me every day, and has loads of vital and otherwise useful information? No, that's sitting in its cradle on my desk. My desk at home. Where I am not. I half expect to come home on Sunday and find my brain lying there next to it.
Connie in Angel Quotables:
Who needs memories when we've got Nilly?
ita in Natter, on the limitations of Michael Vartan's range:
I like Vaughn's anger okay, but not when he tries to play it quiet and sneaky and cold. Then he just looks normal, but maybe with an itchy butt he knows he can't scratch until he gets more privacy.
Liese S, in B...
that thing no one can spell:
We are bonded by a common love of a particular mode of expression by a particular set of expressors. Also by duct tape.
MFNlaw in F2F:
To hell with the lurkers supporting me in email; I rather prefer the lurkers supporting me at the F2F.
A newbie discovers HSQ in Angel:
Polter-Cow:
Dude.
What no one mentioned was the moment Angel said, "Can you figure out the one word in there you shouldn't have said?"
And my brain quickly went through the sentence, and then I shouted, "OH MY FUCKING GOD!"
I like it when shows make me shout, "OH MY FUCKING GOD!"
Buffista self-help strategies, in F2F:
MFNlaw (I think?), summing up our feelings about Cass: Great hair, great smile, great boobs, what’s not to love, I say.
Cass: I am gonna tattoo this on my ass. In reverse. Then, if I am having demony issues, I can just moon a nearby mirror and have myself a real good day.
going back a ways in Angel ...
Bon Bon: But we all know it's a stupidly unsupported argument and shouldn't be given the time of day.
Allyson: Unless one wants to throw rocks at the stupid. And I'm in need of exercise, so, there's that.
In F2F:
Aimee: Not sure if this was mentioned by the group of zoo goers. But pandas?
Dead.
Well one was dead, one was humping the rock he was sleeping on.
billytea: This is why it's so hard to get them to breed in captivity. They have no energy left after spending all day sleep-humping the furniture.