'Objects In Space'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
VERY spoilery for Angel finale
Frankenbuddha: "Senator found dead by axe murderer, surrounded by mounds of dust. Film at eleven."
Given that she was a W & H client we can expect Rush, Fox News and the current administration to demand an exhaustive (and civil liberties threatening) investigation.
Katerina Bee:
Dear NZ Customs,
Better think about giving us back our Gus, pronto. He's harmless, although a Weremonkey; but the zombies we'll send to Auckland in our name to initiate extraction proceedings are going to be problematical.
Love and Kisses, the Buffistas
Our billytea is just king of the comeback today.
tommyrot: The flirting with mechanics thing never works for me.
billytea: Hell, I can't even work out the mechanics of flirting.
Besty HP in B'cy
Go ahead, tell me how wrong I am. Wronger than a wrong thing poached in wrong wine and served with a reduced wrong sauce.
Kristen in Natter:
I wish someone would buy my fucking soul. It's not like I'm doing anything with it. I could use the money.
Tommyrot and Polter-Cow in Natter:
So his pulse was weak, but rigor mortis had already started?
Well, you know Warhol. He was ahead of his time.
Preparations for the F2F evidently involve singing:
Steph L:
Okay, I'm edgy and twitchy (I hate hate HATE to fly) and having my annual pre-F2F freakout, to the tune of "Nobody Loves Me As Much As They Should (Which Is Well Beyond The Human Capacity For Love)."
smonster:
See, but stuff like that makes you even more lovable than you already are!
I'm currently singing, "Holy Fucking Shit How'm I Going to Get Everything Done Tonight and I Wanna Watch the Angel Finale Again, Not Go To Some Stupid Meeting and Talk about Invasive Plants and WHY am I Still at Work When I Don't Have to Be?"
For the chorus I just bang my head on my desk.
whonk!
Like so.
Context? We don't need no stinkin' context!
aurelia
As far as I know, goat testicles are not useful in the treatment or prevention of allergies.
Madrigal, in Angel:
Okay, so I had Buffy for high school and Angel for college, and now that I'm graduating Joss had better write me a new show. Or send me valiums individually wrapped in papers with witty sayings on them. I don't want to be too demanding.
Teppy: You could not be more wrong if you took out a special loan to buy more wrongheadedness.