Jossverse:
Steph L.: Is there a character named L'Oreal? Who fights crime through her impeccably applied cosmetics?
sumi: And her beautifully colored hair?
Steph L.: She *always* defeats the bad guys, because...she's worth it.
If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me.
Spike ,'Get It Done'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Polter-Cow - May 11, 2004 1:16:34 pm PDT #6111 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Sean K - May 12, 2004 6:56:50 am PDT #6112 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
A not awake yet msbelle, in Natter:
am walking dead. did not set alarm. was startled awake by contractor buzzing the door. am dead.
attempts at regaining sleep have failed. everyone must die. am running on orange juice infusion.
will be 81 today. am not prepared with summer clothes. again, death for everyone. universe fails to bend to my will.
Beware the Sleepy Pink Death
Trudy Booth - May 12, 2004 7:46:48 am PDT #6113 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Steph L: Cicadas don't eat anything. Not people, not vegetation. Basically, they hang out and then die. In very very large numbers.
Sean K: Maybe they would last longer if they at least had a snack every now and then.
Jessica: DON'T ENCOURAGE THEM.
Miracleman: "Jeez, I mean...seventeen years. Wow. You look...well...honestly? You look a little peaked. You want a sandwich? Some chips? A field of corn?
"Just a little nosh to get some color back?"
Glamcookie - May 12, 2004 11:37:26 am PDT #6114 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Besty HP in Natter:
Steve McQueen treated his terminal cancer with coffee enemas. He died.
Kate P. - May 12, 2004 11:52:24 am PDT #6115 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Jessica in F2F:
I shall be called Bob (short for Kate). You shall know me by my liking of carrots.
Theodosia - May 12, 2004 3:49:40 pm PDT #6116 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Katerina Bee:
I was once waiting at a bus stop and a homeless guy said to me, "My hobby is KILLIN'." Fortunately, he immediately lost interest in me and wandered off to berate a telephone pole or something.
victor infante - May 12, 2004 7:16:23 pm PDT #6117 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
Connie Neal, in the Angel thread:
"WB execs, ptui, we shall speak no more of them."
Theodosia - May 13, 2004 2:33:15 am PDT #6118 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Topic!Cindy:
I can't believe people don't know MacArthur Park. I can't believe someone wrote it, and I can't believe more than one singer has recorded it either, but that's beside the point.
tommyrot:
Well, it's not so much the loss of the cake, but the fact that I'll never have that recipe again. That's the tragic part.
Polter-Cow - May 13, 2004 6:41:51 am PDT #6119 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
The joke was probably obvious, but I almost choked:
carriwitchet: But instead, could somebody please explain to me why the word fish is almost always included after the word tuna.
tommyrot: To avoid confusion with the tuna cow.
billytea: To distinguish it for the benefit of cultures whose diet includes the tuna weasel.
Topic!Cindy - May 13, 2004 8:28:48 am PDT #6120 of 10000
What is even happening?
From the Angel thread (spoiler fonted for UnAms)
Sheryl: Oh, and please don't kill Wes.(Not that that's gonna make a difference to anyone)
billytea: No, really it does. I'm touched by your plea, and promise not to kill Wes.
connie neil: As if he has any power. I'm already planning Wes' eulogy. It's gonna be a goody. "See? Watcher. He did a paper." Or however that line went.
billytea: Hey, I have the power not to kill Wes. I can't speak for anyone else, but there's always leading by example.
Me: "See how I didn't kill Wes there? Now you try it."
Joss: "...Oops."