Katerina Bee:
I was once waiting at a bus stop and a homeless guy said to me, "My hobby is KILLIN'." Fortunately, he immediately lost interest in me and wandered off to berate a telephone pole or something.
Mal: How drunk was I last night? Jayne: Well I dunno. I passed out.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Theodosia - May 12, 2004 3:49:40 pm PDT #6116 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
victor infante - May 12, 2004 7:16:23 pm PDT #6117 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.
Connie Neal, in the Angel thread:
"WB execs, ptui, we shall speak no more of them."
Theodosia - May 13, 2004 2:33:15 am PDT #6118 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Topic!Cindy:
I can't believe people don't know MacArthur Park. I can't believe someone wrote it, and I can't believe more than one singer has recorded it either, but that's beside the point.
tommyrot:
Well, it's not so much the loss of the cake, but the fact that I'll never have that recipe again. That's the tragic part.
Polter-Cow - May 13, 2004 6:41:51 am PDT #6119 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
The joke was probably obvious, but I almost choked:
carriwitchet: But instead, could somebody please explain to me why the word fish is almost always included after the word tuna.
tommyrot: To avoid confusion with the tuna cow.
billytea: To distinguish it for the benefit of cultures whose diet includes the tuna weasel.
Topic!Cindy - May 13, 2004 8:28:48 am PDT #6120 of 10000
What is even happening?
From the Angel thread (spoiler fonted for UnAms)
Sheryl: Oh, and please don't kill Wes.(Not that that's gonna make a difference to anyone)
billytea: No, really it does. I'm touched by your plea, and promise not to kill Wes.
connie neil: As if he has any power. I'm already planning Wes' eulogy. It's gonna be a goody. "See? Watcher. He did a paper." Or however that line went.
billytea: Hey, I have the power not to kill Wes. I can't speak for anyone else, but there's always leading by example.
Me: "See how I didn't kill Wes there? Now you try it."
Joss: "...Oops."
Connie Neil - May 13, 2004 1:02:44 pm PDT #6121 of 10000
brillig
Polter-Cow in Angel:
It's all falling into place. Of course, that place is nowhere near this place.
Polter-Cow - May 13, 2004 1:12:06 pm PDT #6122 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Oh, I can't take credit for that. That was Jane Espenson.
sj - May 13, 2004 2:03:46 pm PDT #6123 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
connie neil in Bitches:
First comes hair dye, corsets and sex toys, then comes baby carriages?
Maria - May 13, 2004 4:28:37 pm PDT #6124 of 10000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Betsy HP in Bitches:
Kill the Perfect Mother now. There aren't any. The Perfect Mother screws up in ways too hideous to mention. She just does it when she's not front-stage in your mind. When you aren't thinking about her, she's out on the back patio drinking Everclear from the bottle and giving a blowjob to the delivery boy.
Katerina Bee - May 14, 2004 9:23:19 am PDT #6125 of 10000
Herding cats for fun
Sparky1: Caffeine = power. Feels wonderful, doesn't it?
Sue: Caffeine and sugar are friends. If not, they are enemies to be feared.