You were very nearly devoured by a giant demon snake. The words 'let that be a lesson' are a tad redundant at this juncture.

Giles ,'Selfless'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Vortex - May 07, 2004 7:00:44 am PDT #6092 of 10000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

A bit of cleverness

Gudanov: Of course, the way things are going for the Royals they'd get the New York Minute tie-in.

DX Machina: Nah, the Twins would get that one..


DXMachina - May 07, 2004 8:14:01 am PDT #6093 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

The other Buffista was Gudanov.


Gudanov - May 07, 2004 8:19:31 am PDT #6094 of 10000
Coding and Sleeping

That makes me the Buffista to be named later.


Katie M - May 07, 2004 8:24:09 am PDT #6095 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies

Jilli in Angel:

I'm pretty damn sure that if *I* was turned into a shell for an immortal GodKing, my parents would want to know. If nothing else, my mother would want the opportunity to say "It's just a phase".


Sean K - May 07, 2004 8:33:21 am PDT #6096 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

That makes me the Buffista to be named later.

So Gud is Susan W's kid?

Huh.


smonster - May 07, 2004 8:44:57 am PDT #6097 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

In Angel, spoilery for this week's ep. Almost chicken-souvlaki-on-my-monitor.

debg: I have one problem with the Buffy-The Immortal thing. If she is in fact getting her groove back by having wild sex with him, what in hell does she call him in bed? Because frankly? "Oh, baby, oh The Immortal, do it The Immortal, oh ohohoh I loves me The Immortal, gimme some sugar The Immortal", well, no.

NovaChild: "Immie" That's what I'd call him.

ETA: Plus, for a TV actress, you get the added funny of "Oh, Immie, I want you SO MUCH!"

KathyA: Immie? Mort?

Frankenbuddha: Duncan? Methos? He who I am to kill with my pink secrets?

deer loward, it took me 6 tries to get the quick edit right.


Frankenbuddha - May 07, 2004 9:43:21 am PDT #6098 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

It should be noted that my contribution to that particular exchange was lifted from postings by several other Buffistas.


Trudy Booth - May 07, 2004 10:40:58 am PDT #6099 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Jilli Voice of Reason: everyone else at the party was terribly bohemian and terribly intellectual, don't you know, and wanted to spend the evening living out every bad pretentious arteeeest cliché they could.

Steph L: At the end of the evening, did one of them die from consumption, coughing pitifully in a garret?


amyparker - May 07, 2004 3:09:35 pm PDT #6100 of 10000
You've got friends to have good times with. When you need to share the trauma of a badly-written book with someone, that's when you go to family.

KristenT, in Minearverse:

My house was built by sweaty men in tights with sexist catch phrases. Well, not literally.


DXMachina - May 08, 2004 3:04:22 pm PDT #6101 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

In Bitches:

Lee: I like being an actual aunt, and spoiling my nieces, and look forward to being a sort of aunt to the Miracleborn sprog, especially since you have to figure the kid will need some semi-normal people around.

Aimée: HEY!!!

Miracleman: Aww...wait, no. Hey!

No...wait...

She's got a point.

Lee: - two words: Baby Catapult. ijs.