Tara: That was funny if you've studied Taglarin mystic rites and... are a total dork... Riley: Then how come Xander didn't laugh?

'Selfless'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


tiggy - May 04, 2004 10:12:14 am PDT #6079 of 10000
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore

Allyson in Minearverse after reading an article on fandom that was very poorly researched:

males who rule all within the fandom, using their great spoiler penises to keep the women folk down, begging for information.


smonster - May 04, 2004 11:07:41 am PDT #6080 of 10000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

In Minearverse, tryin' a little spicy talk:

Betsy HP: (Stop ogling my axioms, dammit!)

Kiba Rika: Sorry. They're just such lovely axioms, I couldn't help but stare.

amych: I heard a nasty rumor that some nameless people's axioms are, shall we say, enhanced.

Lilty Cash: And sometimes, the way those participles dangle, you've got to take a peek.


Connie Neil - May 04, 2004 1:31:50 pm PDT #6081 of 10000
brillig

Deena in Bitches, hopefully referring to the Spikelet, but one never knows, really

And the pale prince of darkness is paging his mama.... so off I go.


Pix - May 04, 2004 4:50:20 pm PDT #6082 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.

ita "comforts" us

tommyrot

I think the stompies should tell us comforting lies.

(...kidding...)

ita

We already do.

I mean, we never would. We are way too stalwart and true.


Laura - May 05, 2004 4:36:29 am PDT #6083 of 10000
Our wings are not tired.

tommyrot in Natter:

And yes, my first reaction had a semicolon.

Punctuation, always funny, context, not needed.


Nilly - May 05, 2004 5:48:52 am PDT #6084 of 10000
Swouncing

Natter:

shrift: And now I'm writing an actual note, since my mental notes aren't very sticky.


Pix - May 05, 2004 6:39:49 am PDT #6085 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.

Polter-Cow

So, I was wondering...what, exactly, is Bitches and how does it differ from Natter?

Emily

We few, we hardy few, we band of Bitches...

Actually, I don't know. Somebody told me to go over there to ask about the technicalities of blowjobs in fancy suits and I never left.


Nilly - May 05, 2004 7:36:53 am PDT #6086 of 10000
Swouncing

Natter:

shrift: I am often extremely lazy.

Although it's possible that my opinion here is one of those '2+2=5 for extremely large values of 2' things.

Especially because it's shrift, and we know, often on glorious HTML, how extremely lazy she is.


Polter-Cow - May 05, 2004 7:46:21 am PDT #6087 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Bishop, on the Ring sequel:

I'm thinking The Ring 2: Ring Around The EVIL.


Topic!Cindy - May 05, 2004 9:36:50 am PDT #6088 of 10000
What is even happening?

bureaucratic billytea:

Here's the proposal. Rank in order of preference:

1. ita should not stab billytea to death.
2. ita should totally stab billytea to death.
3. Why are we talking stabbing? Has she sprained her little pinky or something?
4. Now that you mention it, that 'filter individual letters' thing sounds pretty cool. It'd take, what, a weekend?
5. First they came for billytea, but I didn't speak up, because I'm not an alien monotreme-loving freak. Plus, ita scares me.