Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Theodosia - Apr 23, 2004 10:00:04 am PDT #6008 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Gudanov:

I don't like hanging laundry, I prefer the just-throw-it-in-the-dryer approach instead. Plus, way back in the day of hanging laundry in the backyard, the dogs would steal my underwear and play tug-of-war with it.

Moments later, he adds in another post:

The underwear in the laundry, not the underwear I was wearing.

amych:

Darn. Just when I was imagining the old Coppertone ads.


Jon B. - Apr 23, 2004 10:51:10 am PDT #6009 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Bat-love as only the Buffistas could express it....

Miracleman:

Alfred's one that they messed around with when it would be convenient.

DXMachina:

He was also dead for a while back in the sixties.

Frankenbuddha:

Oh right. And he was also a villain for a while after that, wasn't he?

amych:

He came back wrong.

Steph L.:

What, did he fuck Two-Face?


Astarte - Apr 23, 2004 9:08:48 pm PDT #6010 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

MFNLaw in Minearverse:

Hehe. The new b.org motto: We WILL make a slave of you at some point. For now, just enjoy the porn.


Topic!Cindy - Apr 24, 2004 2:58:44 am PDT #6011 of 10000
What is even happening?

[note to shrift: Is there any way to post a picture on the BRQG? Allyson has this post in Natter, and it's hurting me, but it would make no sense in COMM/BRQG, as it is just a link to a photo (which is hurting me more).]

Allyson "Natter 23: Blipverts are killing people." Apr 23, 2004 5:12:25 pm PDT

(Here's the URL to the link, in case I botched my html:

[link] )

...

Allyson: I think we should let Darwin sort this shit out.


Astarte - Apr 24, 2004 2:29:31 pm PDT #6012 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

erika, showing why she is the dark goddess in Bitches:

Hi...I got to impress local Buffy fans with my knowing of OMWF lyrics. "Wow, you know all of them!" some woman said. "I'm a buffista. I know everything." I said. And I got to wear my goth shirt.


esse - Apr 26, 2004 5:47:57 am PDT #6013 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

amych in comics thread:

This is the shit that ruined Snuffleupagus, and don't think I'm not still bitter.


Trudy Booth - Apr 26, 2004 6:39:34 am PDT #6014 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Jesse: I love when my vague half knowledge about things can be fleshed out.


Dana - Apr 26, 2004 6:46:33 am PDT #6015 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

In Natter:

Nilly:

Ruth (the one who was the daughter-in-law of Naomi, and followed her back from Moav, and married Boaz) was a great-great-grandmother of David, so an ancestor of him, as well. And I guess it can be tracked down pretty much until the sons of Jacob (the tribe of Yehuda, or, well, Judas), and therefore all the way back to Noah or even to Adam and Eve.

Wolfram:

the tribe of Yehuda, or, well, Judas...

I think it's Judah, not Judas.

Nilly:

Then why is the guy who betrayed Jesus, who has the same name (Yehuda), called Judas?

Wolfram:

I don't know. Maybe that's the Greek version?

Trudy Booth:

Then why is the guy who betrayed Jesus, who has the same name (Yehuda), called Judas?

Because those people only had three or four names between them and we had to distinguish them somehow?

Seriously. Mary? c'mon...

amych:

Ah. So it's like Hec and Knut.

Nilly:

Maybe that's the Greek version?

Actually, that makes sense. They liked the whole "let's add 's' to end of names", IIRC.

Wolfram:

Actually, that makes sense. They liked the whole "let's add 's' to end of names", IIRC.

Like Angelus.

DX Machina:

So his full name was Judas the Difficult?

Nilly:

Like Angelus.

Manservant Jahecubus.


Ginger - Apr 26, 2004 9:56:24 am PDT #6016 of 10000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

In Movies

Katie M: Speaking as a fan of tough spoiler rules, I really think that when you're whitefonting the Iliad things have gone too far.


Kate P. - Apr 26, 2004 10:05:00 am PDT #6017 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

In Movies:

Dana:

Can you spoil the Trojan War?

DXMachina:

Only if you've kept it in your wallet too long.