Jess PMoon, on rival cellphone commercials:
I just want to see the Sprint guy and the Verizon guy get into a fistfight...
"Can you hear me NOW, bitch???"
Don't belong. Dangerous, like you. Can't be controlled. Can't be trusted. Everyone could just go on without me and not have to worry. People could be what they wanted to be. Could be with the people they wanted. Live simple. No secrets.
River ,'Objects In Space'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Theodosia - Oct 29, 2002 10:46:42 am PST #596 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Rebecca Lizard - Oct 29, 2002 10:58:04 am PST #597 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Madrigal, Natter:
My problem wouldn't probably be that it was phone sex, but more that it was probably really boring mundane phone sex. During my first semester in the dorms, a girl in the room next to mine had a bf she was quite fond of, and often, and usually around midnight, but the major annoyance was the fact that she only used two words to express this. I kept wanting to shove a smutty vocabulary book under her door.
Kat - Oct 29, 2002 11:06:00 am PST #598 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
from BBaBB:
ita
When the revolution comes, I don't want to be shot.
Jon B
Fair enough. I can relate. I don't want you shot either.
ita
Good. Because I was thinking of standing behind you.
Steph L. - Oct 29, 2002 11:25:49 am PST #599 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Betsy, in Natter:
Any moment now, Shrift will start writing G&G slash.
Gallant always uses a condom.
Goofus goes into public restrooms and takes on all comers with bloodplay.
Jon B. - Oct 29, 2002 11:26:36 am PST #600 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
I think that was my first COMM quote! Even though it was as the straight man, I'm still all choked up.
Sue - Oct 29, 2002 11:28:07 am PST #601 of 10000
hip deep in pie
I find that hard to believe, Jon. That it's your first COMM.
bon bon - Oct 29, 2002 11:38:42 am PST #602 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I did a search. UNTRUE.
Anne W. - Oct 29, 2002 12:34:05 pm PST #603 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
BHP in Natter:
I stopped attending one Episcopal church because I realized that spending every Sunday in a tearing rage and planning to seek out and kill every single composer in the Maranatha catalogue was not necessarily compatible with Christian charity.
Jess M. - Oct 29, 2002 1:56:49 pm PST #604 of 10000
Let me just say that popularity with people on public transportation does not equal literary respect. --Jesse
BHP in natter:
Buying a book?
How is this possible? "Book" is a collective noun. Next you'll be buying "a" pea.
Java cat - Oct 29, 2002 4:52:58 pm PST #605 of 10000
Not javachik
Literary:
BHP: But, you know, Angus said it all far better.
DXM: Well, he is a trained professional.
BHP: He has a degree in... Humanities!
DXM: Don't try this at home, kids.