Spoilers:
Hec: When did Wesley get the Highlights of Existential Despair?
Ple: I think they come with the six-month refill of the Contact Lenses of Moral Ambiguity.
Love makes you do the wacky.
Willow ,'Beneath You'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
esse - Oct 29, 2002 6:34:58 pm PST #606 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
Java cat - Oct 29, 2002 7:47:17 pm PST #607 of 10000
Not javachik
Allyson, Natter, on job-hunting:
Trying to work out how I heard that they were looking for a fundraiser. "So I was chatting about the tenderness of capybara hair and sneering as a metaphor for vampire homosexuality at a BtVS message board one Saturday morning, and someone mentioned you needed a new fundraiser."
Theodosia - Oct 30, 2002 4:48:13 am PST #608 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Caroma, in Angel Quotes, talking about non-spoilery ways to fine tune the show:
As for Gunn, the writers need to be tied down in front of a continuous playing of 'The Best Moments of Meldrick Lewis' from HOMICIDE, to see how to write a memorable, witty, brave, conflicted black man. They have a lot in common- -both from poor families, interested in justice, good teammates but not willing to put up with any dissing from the others, not too interested in what little rules they have to break to get there, decent and honorable and yet quite imperfect.
Theodosia - Oct 30, 2002 9:28:15 am PST #609 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
PMM in Smallville:
Time heals all wounds that are neither sucking nor chest.
Nilly - Oct 30, 2002 9:36:24 am PST #610 of 10000
Swouncing
From Natter:
Steph L: I have 4 rooms and a nomadic roach population.
Aimée: Do they use ants to move their stuff from room to room?
Steph L: I strongly suspect so.
Aimée: I think our ants use the dog. They tempt him with treats.
Jessica - Oct 30, 2002 10:00:20 am PST #611 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Context is for wimps.
JON B: I liked the blood, but I respect your concerns.
DavidS - Oct 30, 2002 10:07:19 am PST #612 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Shrift in Firefly:
Okay, ita is the third Death Star that was never built because leaning on her too hard will probably make her "accidentally" break your nose, and she'd shishkabob the Ewoks, and "Death Star" is too cool a name to waste on shoddy empire contract work.
Betsy HP - Oct 30, 2002 10:12:22 am PST #613 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Noumenon in Firefly:
OH MY GOD! ita is a moon on one of Tim Minear's shows! She's DOOMED! This is gonna be worse than Alderaan!
(this should be the prefix to the above.)
Nilly - Oct 30, 2002 10:15:18 am PST #614 of 10000
Swouncing
And to make it a trilogy, right after Hec's quote:
DXMachina: That's what happens when you always go with the low bidder.
Madrigal Costello: I can just see all those Imperial workers slacking off, spending their days nattering online about whatever passed for Buffy in their day, since it was a very long time ago, I suspect they had a primitive version of the show.
P.M. Marc - Oct 30, 2002 10:16:26 am PST #615 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
And MM with the follow up...
Something like "B'oofah the Jedi Slayer".
And the nattering would be something like. "I can't believe Jo'ss is having B'oofah sleep with that soulless Jedi. That's so lame. What about Anjell? B'oofahnAnjell4rceEvah!!!!11!!!!"