You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Kat - Oct 29, 2002 11:06:00 am PST #598 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

from BBaBB:

ita

When the revolution comes, I don't want to be shot.

Jon B

Fair enough. I can relate. I don't want you shot either.

ita

Good. Because I was thinking of standing behind you.


Steph L. - Oct 29, 2002 11:25:49 am PST #599 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Betsy, in Natter:

Any moment now, Shrift will start writing G&G slash.

Gallant always uses a condom.

Goofus goes into public restrooms and takes on all comers with bloodplay.


Jon B. - Oct 29, 2002 11:26:36 am PST #600 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I think that was my first COMM quote! Even though it was as the straight man, I'm still all choked up.


Sue - Oct 29, 2002 11:28:07 am PST #601 of 10000
hip deep in pie

I find that hard to believe, Jon. That it's your first COMM.


bon bon - Oct 29, 2002 11:38:42 am PST #602 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I did a search. UNTRUE.


Anne W. - Oct 29, 2002 12:34:05 pm PST #603 of 10000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

BHP in Natter:

I stopped attending one Episcopal church because I realized that spending every Sunday in a tearing rage and planning to seek out and kill every single composer in the Maranatha catalogue was not necessarily compatible with Christian charity.


Jess M. - Oct 29, 2002 1:56:49 pm PST #604 of 10000
Let me just say that popularity with people on public transportation does not equal literary respect. --Jesse

BHP in natter:

Buying a book?

How is this possible? "Book" is a collective noun. Next you'll be buying "a" pea.


Java cat - Oct 29, 2002 4:52:58 pm PST #605 of 10000
Not javachik

Literary:

BHP: But, you know, Angus said it all far better.

DXM: Well, he is a trained professional.

BHP: He has a degree in... Humanities!

DXM: Don't try this at home, kids.


esse - Oct 29, 2002 6:34:58 pm PST #606 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Spoilers:

Hec: When did Wesley get the Highlights of Existential Despair?

Ple: I think they come with the six-month refill of the Contact Lenses of Moral Ambiguity.


Java cat - Oct 29, 2002 7:47:17 pm PST #607 of 10000
Not javachik

Allyson, Natter, on job-hunting:

Trying to work out how I heard that they were looking for a fundraiser. "So I was chatting about the tenderness of capybara hair and sneering as a metaphor for vampire homosexuality at a BtVS message board one Saturday morning, and someone mentioned you needed a new fundraiser."