Madrigal, Natter:

My problem wouldn't probably be that it was phone sex, but more that it was probably really boring mundane phone sex. During my first semester in the dorms, a girl in the room next to mine had a bf she was quite fond of, and often, and usually around midnight, but the major annoyance was the fact that she only used two words to express this. I kept wanting to shove a smutty vocabulary book under her door.

from BBaBB:

ita

When the revolution comes, I don't want to be shot.

Jon B

Fair enough. I can relate. I don't want you shot either.

ita

Good. Because I was thinking of standing behind you.

Betsy, in Natter:

Any moment now, Shrift will start writing G&G slash.

Gallant always uses a condom.

Goofus goes into public restrooms and takes on all comers with bloodplay.

I think that was my first COMM quote! Even though it was as the straight man, I'm still all choked up.

I find that hard to believe, Jon. That it's your first COMM.

I did a search. UNTRUE.

BHP in Natter:

I stopped attending one Episcopal church because I realized that spending every Sunday in a tearing rage and planning to seek out and kill every single composer in the Maranatha catalogue was not necessarily compatible with Christian charity.

BHP in natter:

Buying a book?

How is this possible? "Book" is a collective noun. Next you'll be buying "a" pea.

Literary:

BHP: But, you know, Angus said it all far better.

DXM: Well, he is a trained professional.

BHP: He has a degree in... Humanities!

DXM: Don't try this at home, kids.

Spoilers:

Hec: When did Wesley get the Highlights of Existential Despair?

Ple: I think they come with the six-month refill of the Contact Lenses of Moral Ambiguity.