In Literary:
Angus G: Just don't get me started on why we should all learn to say "homodiegetic" and "heterodiegetic" instead of "first-person" and "third-person".
erikaj: Whoa, Angus! You are hard-core!
Jess PMoon: swoon
Oh, wow. This place looks great. Oh, I feel like a witch in a magic shop.
Willow ,'Help'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Dani - Oct 29, 2002 9:29:07 am PST #593 of 10000
I believe vampires are the world's greatest golfers
Trudy Booth - Oct 29, 2002 10:13:43 am PST #594 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Steph L: You know how people are ashamed of their past as prostitutes who whored for drugs? I'm ashamed of my past reading badly written end-times books.
Rebecca Lizard - Oct 29, 2002 10:36:56 am PST #595 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
John H:
Completely random post, but did anyone see an article which stated scientifically that redheaded people are more sensitive to pain?
Professor [mumble] of [mumble] University, who's professor of Anesthesiology, tested people and found that given the same pain stimulus (any excuse to administer electric shocks to undergraduates, eh?) redheads needed twenty per cent more anesthetic before they no longer felt it.
I read that and I was all THANK YOU!
Now it's offical.
Instead of people saying "oh for god's sake stop whining John you are such a fucking baby!", perhaps they'll say something more like "oh for god's sake stop whining John you are genetically such a fucking baby".
Theodosia - Oct 29, 2002 10:46:42 am PST #596 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Jess PMoon, on rival cellphone commercials:
I just want to see the Sprint guy and the Verizon guy get into a fistfight...
"Can you hear me NOW, bitch???"
Rebecca Lizard - Oct 29, 2002 10:58:04 am PST #597 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
Madrigal, Natter:
My problem wouldn't probably be that it was phone sex, but more that it was probably really boring mundane phone sex. During my first semester in the dorms, a girl in the room next to mine had a bf she was quite fond of, and often, and usually around midnight, but the major annoyance was the fact that she only used two words to express this. I kept wanting to shove a smutty vocabulary book under her door.
Kat - Oct 29, 2002 11:06:00 am PST #598 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
from BBaBB:
ita
When the revolution comes, I don't want to be shot.
Jon B
Fair enough. I can relate. I don't want you shot either.
ita
Good. Because I was thinking of standing behind you.
Steph L. - Oct 29, 2002 11:25:49 am PST #599 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Betsy, in Natter:
Any moment now, Shrift will start writing G&G slash.
Gallant always uses a condom.
Goofus goes into public restrooms and takes on all comers with bloodplay.
Jon B. - Oct 29, 2002 11:26:36 am PST #600 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
I think that was my first COMM quote! Even though it was as the straight man, I'm still all choked up.
Sue - Oct 29, 2002 11:28:07 am PST #601 of 10000
hip deep in pie
I find that hard to believe, Jon. That it's your first COMM.
bon bon - Oct 29, 2002 11:38:42 am PST #602 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I did a search. UNTRUE.