Man, you just get darker and darker, and the weird thing is, your aura? Beige.

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Rebecca Lizard - Sep 20, 2002 10:41:06 am PDT #59 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

billytea, re. Anne:

What's this 'would have' deal? I mean, the guy basically started a chatroom with the title "95 things I hate about the Pope".


Burrell - Sep 20, 2002 12:25:05 pm PDT #60 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Snarkage flies faster than rumors about the premiere in Firefly:

Billytea: Is Minear doing reality television now?

Sue: Now that's reality TV I'd watch!

Dani: Think of the all the legal waivers, though.

"I understand that I may lose appendages up to and including legs/be locked in a coffin and submerged in the ocean indefinitely/be beheaded.

Resurrection is purely optional and at the discretion of the producers.

-------------------- Signature (in blood please)"


billytea - Sep 20, 2002 12:32:11 pm PDT #61 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Just FTR, the above conversation began with:

Gud: I think the real competition is can a Sci-Fi show pull in bigger ratings than an inexpensive new reality show where, I dunno, four attractive people and a couple of goats are locked in a bagel shop.

Sue: I say the goats are the only ones to come out alive, but scarred.


Dana - Sep 20, 2002 12:41:30 pm PDT #62 of 10000
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

In regards to F2F plans.

Aimee:

I was think after finale, also. Just wanted to know when that might be so I can look for weekends after. I'm definitely looking at weekends!!

Heather:

Doesn't it have to be on a weekend?

Aimee:

Well, there's no commandment, but we'll have better/more turnout if it is.

Betsy:

Is so.

Thou Shalt Not Schedule Fun Things When Betsy Has To Work.

Tragically, most Bibles place this fragment in the Apocrypha.


DXMachina - Sep 20, 2002 1:34:04 pm PDT #63 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

JZ:

Also, an update (though nobody asked for one) on yesterday's licking posts:

When the gentleman in question found out that I'd been talking online about licking people, he actually wanted to know whom I'd been licking. I said, "Uh, you. Who else would I lick?" And it turned out that he has no recollection whatsoever of being licked. He was so overwhelmed by the flirty flirtiness of my approach that the actual licking slid right under his radar; his exact words were "With all that flirting, you could've stepped on my toes and gotten the same response from me," thereby conclusively proving that licking is not only an effective seduction technique, but one which induces total amnesia in the lick-ee. I can hardly wait to put this new power to corrupt and evil use.

I'll try to have a full report on the effectiveness and memorability of the toe-stomping method of seduction by next week.


Rebecca Lizard - Sep 20, 2002 2:07:34 pm PDT #64 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

sumi:

I don't think that the people who like Smallville care too much about it's relationship to the Superman canon. That's not the reason to watch it at all.

Typo Boy:

Summi/ I/ can't/ imagine/ what/ you/ are/ talking/ about?


Amber B. - Sep 20, 2002 2:34:44 pm PDT #65 of 10000
I'm beginning to understand this now. It's all about the journey, isn't it?

Shrift: "Clark, I want to suck your pie," Lex said, his voice low.

Jacqueline: Slowly, dizzily, Clark slid his pie into Lex's picnic.


Rebecca Lizard - Sep 20, 2002 2:48:56 pm PDT #66 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

chokes on an ice cube


Spidra Webster - Sep 21, 2002 11:59:35 am PDT #67 of 10000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

JZ in Natter:

And I must confess to being just ignorant enough about MS-DOS and Seattle and betting at the racetrack to have been reasonably satisfied with John Doe, especially after the beginning with all that naked. That was just a whole lot of naked. Boy, was that some naked. Naked and a half.


Alibelle - Sep 21, 2002 2:27:42 pm PDT #68 of 10000
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

Heather: What Joss hath brought together...

Billytea: Let no man put asunder, for Tim getteth mightily pissed off if thou hornest in on his gig.