In “Natter”, billytea, apparantly on a roll:
NoiseDesign: I call my hammer the universal tool.
billytea: I reserve that title for Michael Douglas.
I'd rather stay home and watch television. It's often funnier than killing stuff.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Pix - Apr 05, 2004 12:13:23 pm PDT #5869 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
sj - Apr 05, 2004 1:43:11 pm PDT #5870 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Allyson in Minearverse:
Too many people actually LIKE the reality shit.
We're the kids those people stuff in lockers.
Cashmere - Apr 05, 2004 3:54:38 pm PDT #5871 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.
ita, in Minearverse explaining the joy that is Tivo:
Phones can ring! Pizzas can be delivered! Pee can be ... well ... peed!
It's marvellous.
JenP - Apr 05, 2004 4:21:38 pm PDT #5872 of 10000
Jess PMoon in the Minearverse. I'd watch this; I'd even make popcorn to enjoy during ...
I have an idea for a new reality series. It's called "Me, The Creators of The Swan, and a Baseball Bat."
Sean K - Apr 05, 2004 8:13:41 pm PDT #5873 of 10000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
erikaj in Minearverse, channeling the [expletive deleted]s that pitched The Swan to FOX, channeling Beavis:
I swear, whoever thinks these pitches up has to be the biggest crackhead in the world. Or Beavis and Butthead, reality show producers. "So then, we put these chicks on the show. And they're like, ugly, and stuff. But not fat cause nobody wants to see that. But they still can't score, like, ever. So, we'll like give them surgery and then show what they do when guys, like, want to score with them. It will kick ass. Unless somebody dies. But even that will kick ass, because violence rules. "
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 05, 2004 8:40:50 pm PDT #5874 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
In Minearverse II:
Someone's found her magic .... ~ita
It was in my spleen the WHOLE TIME. ~Allyson
Theodosia - Apr 06, 2004 2:35:50 am PDT #5875 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Sparky1:
My wedding invitations have a mistake on them. Now I have to find the courage to go back and look to see if it the mistake originated with me or with the printer. I am so much better at being angry at other people -- it doesn't last as long as being angry at myself and rarely gives me a headache.
§ ita § - Apr 06, 2004 4:00:57 am PDT #5876 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
MAtt, that wasn't Kat poking at Allyson -- it was me.
Kat - Apr 06, 2004 4:14:12 am PDT #5877 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Someone's found her magic .... ~Kat
'Twas ita, not me. Though I'll always take credit.
edited: damn. slow xpost. This is what happens when you are on dial up with multiple windows open.
erikaj - Apr 06, 2004 5:33:33 am PDT #5878 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
Thanks, Sean! Although to be fair, I bet the real guy used some words like"synergy" and "cross-marketing" before the kicks ass part.