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And almost sixty-five percent of that was actual compliment. Is that a personal best?

Xander ,'End of Days'

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Sean K - Apr 05, 2004 8:13:41 pm PDT #5873 of 10000

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

erikaj in Minearverse, channeling the [expletive deleted]s that pitched The Swan to FOX, channeling Beavis:

I swear, whoever thinks these pitches up has to be the biggest crackhead in the world. Or Beavis and Butthead, reality show producers. "So then, we put these chicks on the show. And they're like, ugly, and stuff. But not fat cause nobody wants to see that. But they still can't score, like, ever. So, we'll like give them surgery and then show what they do when guys, like, want to score with them. It will kick ass. Unless somebody dies. But even that will kick ass, because violence rules. "

Beautiful. Just beautiful.

Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 05, 2004 8:40:50 pm PDT #5874 of 10000

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

In Minearverse II:

Someone's found her magic .... ~ita

It was in my spleen the WHOLE TIME. ~Allyson

Theodosia - Apr 06, 2004 2:35:50 am PDT #5875 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Sparky1:

My wedding invitations have a mistake on them. Now I have to find the courage to go back and look to see if it the mistake originated with me or with the printer. I am so much better at being angry at other people -- it doesn't last as long as being angry at myself and rarely gives me a headache.

§ ita § - Apr 06, 2004 4:00:57 am PDT #5876 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

MAtt, that wasn't Kat poking at Allyson -- it was me.

Kat - Apr 06, 2004 4:14:12 am PDT #5877 of 10000

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Someone's found her magic .... ~Kat

'Twas ita, not me. Though I'll always take credit.

edited: damn. slow xpost. This is what happens when you are on dial up with multiple windows open.

erikaj - Apr 06, 2004 5:33:33 am PDT #5878 of 10000

Always Anti-fascist!

Thanks, Sean! Although to be fair, I bet the real guy used some words like"synergy" and "cross-marketing" before the kicks ass part.

Theodosia - Apr 06, 2004 5:40:30 am PDT #5879 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

JenP in Boxset:

I saw the pilot and next episode that is on the S1 Farscape Disc 1. Preaching to the choir, I know, but Ben Browder could not possibly be more adorable. Even if he tried really, really hard. I loved the way he played the wonder of "Holy crap. Definitely not Kansas. Holy crap. Aliens. Dude, I'm on another planet ... cool ... oh, right, holy crap, vengeful space police."

Betsy HP - Apr 06, 2004 7:39:28 am PDT #5880 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

ita:

I've been asked (about my hair) "But what would I hold onto in bed?"

"Your dick, asshole. It's not like I'm going to be there with you."

Aims - Apr 06, 2004 7:45:54 am PDT #5881 of 10000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Miracleman in Bitches:

Gorgo no understand hidden caves for things. When Gorgo find hidden cave for things, Gorgo no understand why hide again. Gorgo PROUD! Gorgo show tribe "Look! Gorgo found hidden cave for Corn Pops! Now all can see!"

(I know he's my hubby, but I laughed so loud, I scared my boss.)

NoiseDesign - Apr 06, 2004 1:04:32 pm PDT #5882 of 10000

Our wings are not tired

Miracleman in Natter:

I almost died when he posted this videogame callout...

Blue ita needs food...badly.

Blue ita is about to die.

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