Mal ,'Serenity'
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JenP in Boxset:
I saw the pilot and next episode that is on the S1 Farscape Disc 1. Preaching to the choir, I know, but Ben Browder could not possibly be more adorable. Even if he tried really, really hard. I loved the way he played the wonder of "Holy crap. Definitely not Kansas. Holy crap. Aliens. Dude, I'm on another planet ... cool ... oh, right, holy crap, vengeful space police."
ita:
I've been asked (about my hair) "But what would I hold onto in bed?"
"Your dick, asshole. It's not like I'm going to be there with you."
Miracleman in Bitches:
Gorgo no understand hidden caves for things. When Gorgo find hidden cave for things, Gorgo no understand why hide again. Gorgo PROUD! Gorgo show tribe "Look! Gorgo found hidden cave for Corn Pops! Now all can see!"
(I know he's my hubby, but I laughed so loud, I scared my boss.)
Miracleman in Natter:
I almost died when he posted this videogame callout...
Blue ita needs food...badly.
Blue ita is about to die.
ita, in Natter:
What's with you people not reading my mind? (And if you were, I apologise for 14:32 -- it seemed like a reasonable train of thought at the time. I should google less).
Cracking me up, in Movies:
Betsy:
Okay, I officially give up on irony. I'm no good at it.
ita:
You need tone.
Betsy:
I'll write it in blood on the shopping list.
I'm partly to blame (with Cindy) for the following. Erika in Bitches, no context required.
Bitches, help me, thanks to the George Harrison tribute, I've got the "Lumberjack song" on a continuous loop now. It was funny at first, but all things must pass, right?
From Heather Alayne, in Natter 23, explaining why a happily married couple may want separate beds on occasion.
Oh...Sometimes you do. Usually it's when you haven't had a good night's sleep in about a week and he keeps snoring despite your repeated suggestion that he buy those nose strip thingies, which he won't because he thinks they make him look stupid, and you're thinking, but not actually saying, "Honey you passed my dad a joint at your bachelor party. That ship has kinda sailed."
But, y'know, YMarriageMV.
Tim Minear:
Just want to say I keep seeing that quotes are lifted from me here by journalists. I encourage this. But if any journalists are reading this:
I. NEVER. WORKED. ON. BUFFY.
Thank you for your time.
(I did, however, create "Gilligan's Island.")
That was followed by Astarte:
Like that'll ever fly, Tim.
"What's that Professor?"
"A scythe. Careful with ..."
Swoosh!!!
"Et too, little buddy?"