Thanks, Sean! Although to be fair, I bet the real guy used some words like"synergy" and "cross-marketing" before the kicks ass part.
Atherton: Half the men in this room wish you were on their arm, tonight. Inara: Only half. I must be losing my indefinable allure.
'Shindig'
Coffee On My Monitor
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erikaj - Apr 06, 2004 5:33:33 am PDT #5878 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
Theodosia - Apr 06, 2004 5:40:30 am PDT #5879 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
JenP in Boxset:
I saw the pilot and next episode that is on the S1 Farscape Disc 1. Preaching to the choir, I know, but Ben Browder could not possibly be more adorable. Even if he tried really, really hard. I loved the way he played the wonder of "Holy crap. Definitely not Kansas. Holy crap. Aliens. Dude, I'm on another planet ... cool ... oh, right, holy crap, vengeful space police."
Betsy HP - Apr 06, 2004 7:39:28 am PDT #5880 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
ita:
I've been asked (about my hair) "But what would I hold onto in bed?"
"Your dick, asshole. It's not like I'm going to be there with you."
Aims - Apr 06, 2004 7:45:54 am PDT #5881 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Miracleman in Bitches:
Gorgo no understand hidden caves for things. When Gorgo find hidden cave for things, Gorgo no understand why hide again. Gorgo PROUD! Gorgo show tribe "Look! Gorgo found hidden cave for Corn Pops! Now all can see!"
(I know he's my hubby, but I laughed so loud, I scared my boss.)
NoiseDesign - Apr 06, 2004 1:04:32 pm PDT #5882 of 10000
Our wings are not tired
Miracleman in Natter:
I almost died when he posted this videogame callout...
Blue ita needs food...badly.
Blue ita is about to die.
Jessica - Apr 06, 2004 2:20:15 pm PDT #5883 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
ita, in Natter:
What's with you people not reading my mind? (And if you were, I apologise for 14:32 -- it seemed like a reasonable train of thought at the time. I should google less).
Kate P. - Apr 06, 2004 6:26:21 pm PDT #5884 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Cracking me up, in Movies:
Betsy:
Okay, I officially give up on irony. I'm no good at it.
ita:
You need tone.
Betsy:
I'll write it in blood on the shopping list.
deborah grabien - Apr 06, 2004 7:11:32 pm PDT #5885 of 10000
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
I'm partly to blame (with Cindy) for the following. Erika in Bitches, no context required.
Bitches, help me, thanks to the George Harrison tribute, I've got the "Lumberjack song" on a continuous loop now. It was funny at first, but all things must pass, right?
Maria - Apr 06, 2004 8:11:23 pm PDT #5886 of 10000
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
From Heather Alayne, in Natter 23, explaining why a happily married couple may want separate beds on occasion.
Oh...Sometimes you do. Usually it's when you haven't had a good night's sleep in about a week and he keeps snoring despite your repeated suggestion that he buy those nose strip thingies, which he won't because he thinks they make him look stupid, and you're thinking, but not actually saying, "Honey you passed my dad a joint at your bachelor party. That ship has kinda sailed."
But, y'know, YMarriageMV.
DCJensen - Apr 07, 2004 8:48:06 am PDT #5887 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.
Tim Minear:
Just want to say I keep seeing that quotes are lifted from me here by journalists. I encourage this. But if any journalists are reading this:
I. NEVER. WORKED. ON. BUFFY.
Thank you for your time.
(I did, however, create "Gilligan's Island.")