For the record, Dana, Anne W, and Betsy HP beat me to it!
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Ginger in Bitches,
We'd have found Osama bin Laden by now if Vanderbilt thought there was any chance he might donate.
And you know it isn't just Vandy.
Signed,
Successfully ducking both Reunion and Alumni "Heritage" committees
Hec, in Bureaucracy:
You know, we've spent five years trying to convince Holli's parents we're not axe-murderers and all it takes is one little "Let's pull her face off!" from MM to waste it all.
Tommyrot (responding to an odd news article in Natter): Damn. I guess it's best for us penis-folk to always keep a chicken or duck handy.
Billytea: If ever there were a sentence with the potential for misunderstanding...
Bev:
I suddenly thought one day, while looking at a pelmetted, cornice-boarded, swagged and jabot-ed window that had, really commited no offense to anyone, why?
I mean, it's dark inside, so you cut a hole in the wall to let some light in, and to see outside without having to go outside. And then sometimes you want it to be be dark inside, so you cover the hole, but sometimes you want it open, but drafts come in around it, so you want to muffle the drafts, so you push the window covers to the sides to help cut down the draft. But basically, it's a hole in the wall with fabric hung there to perform certain functions. Okay, color, I can see curtains being an opportunity for color. But when it starts getting into cornices and jabots, I'm standing here with my head tilted going, whuh?
In the Minearverse:
Gleebo
: They canned "Playing it Straight"!!
Matt the Bruins fan
: There IS a God! And he's fabulous!
