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Does anybody mind if I pass out?

Willow ,'Beneath You'

Coffee On My Monitor

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Atropa - Mar 30, 2004 1:30:42 pm PST #5792 of 10000

The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Wolfram, in natter:

There once was a site called Buffista,

Whose members were top of the lista,

With compassion and snark,

Their posts hit the mark,

Except that sometimes they tend to run a little wordy and long-winded until sheer exhaustion forces them to stop typing before they hurt their wrista.

Kristen - Mar 30, 2004 3:22:56 pm PST #5793 of 10000

Robert H in Minearverse:

Fast-forward to the year 2011:

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Coming this fall, on the New DuMont Network . . .

From Tim Minear, the writer and producer behind Firefly, Wonderfalls, and Die a Painful, Ironic Death . . .

(explosions) (people screaming and yelling)

(two women looking at each other like they might be thinking about kissing, maybe) (offscreen character line lifted from another episode entirely: "Oh my!")

Is it out there?

(climactic, very spoilery moment of pilot episode [which makes no sense out of context] [and will never be aired])

Oh, it's out there.

THIS OCTOBER

EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT

(UPON THE CONCLUSION OF PBA CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH PLAY)

Tim Minear's New Masterpiece Theater.

(line lifted from entirely different show: "WOOOOOOO!")

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RobertH - Mar 30, 2004 3:40:27 pm PST #5794 of 10000

Disaffected college student

I am -struck and -founded, both dumb-. Thanks. Won't need a haircut for a few more weeks, now.

DXMachina - Mar 30, 2004 3:59:50 pm PST #5795 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Jon B., the whole board...

Kat - Mar 30, 2004 4:00:37 pm PST #5796 of 10000

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

AW, DX you are the cutest guy in cutiehead land!

JenP - Mar 30, 2004 4:00:41 pm PST #5797 of 10000

beautiful, DX

Rebecca Lizard - Mar 30, 2004 4:12:57 pm PST #5798 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

(Wait, I'm sorry, I don't get it-- what does this refer to?)

Sean K - Mar 30, 2004 4:15:36 pm PST #5799 of 10000

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

(Jon turned the board pink for thirty seconds. If you didn't pull up the page at just the right time, you missed it.)

Jon B. - Mar 30, 2004 4:25:03 pm PST #5800 of 10000

A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Heh heh. Well done, DX.

Elena - Mar 30, 2004 4:25:37 pm PST #5801 of 10000

Thanks for all the fish.

(It was *very* bizarre, Liz. Especially if you - like me - had no freaking clue what was happening and ran to BBaBB to squeal and panic.)

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