Tommyrot (responding to an odd news article in Natter): Damn. I guess it's best for us penis-folk to always keep a chicken or duck handy.
Billytea: If ever there were a sentence with the potential for misunderstanding...
Whoa. Good myth.
Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Deena - Mar 30, 2004 5:00:32 am PST #5789 of 10000
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
sarameg - Mar 30, 2004 7:57:17 am PST #5790 of 10000
Bev: I suddenly thought one day, while looking at a pelmetted, cornice-boarded, swagged and jabot-ed window that had, really commited no offense to anyone, why?
I mean, it's dark inside, so you cut a hole in the wall to let some light in, and to see outside without having to go outside. And then sometimes you want it to be be dark inside, so you cover the hole, but sometimes you want it open, but drafts come in around it, so you want to muffle the drafts, so you push the window covers to the sides to help cut down the draft. But basically, it's a hole in the wall with fabric hung there to perform certain functions. Okay, color, I can see curtains being an opportunity for color. But when it starts getting into cornices and jabots, I'm standing here with my head tilted going, whuh?
Dani - Mar 30, 2004 8:24:36 am PST #5791 of 10000
I believe vampires are the world's greatest golfers
In the Minearverse:
Gleebo : They canned "Playing it Straight"!!
Matt the Bruins fan : There IS a God! And he's fabulous!
Atropa - Mar 30, 2004 1:30:42 pm PST #5792 of 10000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Wolfram, in natter:
There once was a site called Buffista,
Whose members were top of the lista,
With compassion and snark,
Their posts hit the mark,
Except that sometimes they tend to run a little wordy and long-winded until sheer exhaustion forces them to stop typing before they hurt their wrista.
Kristen - Mar 30, 2004 3:22:56 pm PST #5793 of 10000
Robert H in Minearverse:
Fast-forward to the year 2011:
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Coming this fall, on the New DuMont Network . . .
From Tim Minear, the writer and producer behind Firefly, Wonderfalls, and Die a Painful, Ironic Death . . .
(explosions) (people screaming and yelling)
(two women looking at each other like they might be thinking about kissing, maybe) (offscreen character line lifted from another episode entirely: "Oh my!")
Is it out there?
(climactic, very spoilery moment of pilot episode [which makes no sense out of context] [and will never be aired])
Oh, it's out there.
THIS OCTOBER
EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT
(UPON THE CONCLUSION OF PBA CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH PLAY)
Tim Minear's New Masterpiece Theater.
(line lifted from entirely different show: "WOOOOOOO!")
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RobertH - Mar 30, 2004 3:40:27 pm PST #5794 of 10000
Disaffected college student
I am -struck and -founded, both dumb-. Thanks. Won't need a haircut for a few more weeks, now.
DXMachina - Mar 30, 2004 3:59:50 pm PST #5795 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Jon B., the whole board...
Kat - Mar 30, 2004 4:00:37 pm PST #5796 of 10000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
AW, DX you are the cutest guy in cutiehead land!
JenP - Mar 30, 2004 4:00:41 pm PST #5797 of 10000
beautiful, DX
Rebecca Lizard - Mar 30, 2004 4:12:57 pm PST #5798 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
(Wait, I'm sorry, I don't get it-- what does this refer to?)