If I go in, will I get left by the PCH? Don't mind me, just saw "Being John Malkovich"
Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
erikaj - Mar 19, 2004 12:42:19 pm PST #5709 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
MechaKrelboyne - Mar 20, 2004 3:17:09 pm PST #5710 of 10000
... and that's a Pantera's box you don't want to open. - Mister Furious
victor infante In Sartre. Truer words were never spoken.
There's always my method of not caring very much about things like this.
I find vodka helps.
Theodosia - Mar 20, 2004 4:37:36 pm PST #5711 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Ashtareth:
It really is true that the rich people are stingier about tiny sums of money than poor people. I asked a rich guy once why that was, and he said, "How do you think they got rich?" So I beat him to death with a roll of nickels and went home happy.
billytea - Mar 20, 2004 7:41:23 pm PST #5712 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
I make no apologies for cracking up at this exchange. In Bitches:
erikaj: Hello, Fay!
Fay: Hey there, lady-who-makes-me-want-to-watch-cop-shows! How you doin'?
erikaj - Mar 20, 2004 9:37:29 pm PST #5713 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
Aww...
Nilly - Mar 21, 2004 8:15:34 am PST #5714 of 10000
Swouncing
Quotable:
Jenny_G: Just for the specificity - I mean, is a blueberry scone less emotionally advanced than, say, a cinnamon chip scone?
Elena - Mar 21, 2004 8:15:41 am PST #5715 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
Slightly out of context in Instanbul
Jenny G
I mean, is a blueberry scone less emotionally advanced than, say, a cinnamon chip scone?
Elena - Mar 21, 2004 8:16:00 am PST #5716 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
DAMN YOU WEE NILLY!
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 22, 2004 9:00:49 am PST #5717 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
From Movies:
Homicide toasters never work anyway. ~erikaj
That's because they have been tossed into some poor hookers bathtub while she was in it! ~Aimée
Skyzy - Mar 22, 2004 9:59:23 am PST #5718 of 10000
Context: migraine medicine
Arista:
They've got me on Elavil
cathy:
I'm on Elavil too!
Miracleman:
Elavil sounds like one of Tolkien's near-forgotten elves. Like, he was the busboy at the Council of Elrond or something.
Arista:
And with two of us on him, he's quite busy.