I make no apologies for cracking up at this exchange. In Bitches:
erikaj: Hello, Fay!
Fay: Hey there, lady-who-makes-me-want-to-watch-cop-shows! How you doin'?
Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots. Shut up!
Mal ,'War Stories'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
billytea - Mar 20, 2004 7:41:23 pm PST #5712 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
erikaj - Mar 20, 2004 9:37:29 pm PST #5713 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
Aww...
Nilly - Mar 21, 2004 8:15:34 am PST #5714 of 10000
Swouncing
Quotable:
Jenny_G: Just for the specificity - I mean, is a blueberry scone less emotionally advanced than, say, a cinnamon chip scone?
Elena - Mar 21, 2004 8:15:41 am PST #5715 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
Slightly out of context in Instanbul
Jenny G
I mean, is a blueberry scone less emotionally advanced than, say, a cinnamon chip scone?
Elena - Mar 21, 2004 8:16:00 am PST #5716 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
DAMN YOU WEE NILLY!
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 22, 2004 9:00:49 am PST #5717 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
From Movies:
Homicide toasters never work anyway. ~erikaj
That's because they have been tossed into some poor hookers bathtub while she was in it! ~Aimée
Skyzy - Mar 22, 2004 9:59:23 am PST #5718 of 10000
Context: migraine medicine
Arista:
They've got me on Elavil
cathy:
I'm on Elavil too!
Miracleman:
Elavil sounds like one of Tolkien's near-forgotten elves. Like, he was the busboy at the Council of Elrond or something.
Arista:
And with two of us on him, he's quite busy.
Trudy Booth - Mar 22, 2004 12:07:24 pm PST #5719 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Katerina Bee: Somebody in your family has to be setting a good example. Guess what? It's you!
Pix - Mar 22, 2004 4:11:13 pm PST #5720 of 10000
The status is NOT quo.
In F2F
Just another example of how two unrelated posts can be really really funny when fortuitously posted one after the other (Matt thought he was referring to the view from the F2F patio at the hotel).
NoiseDesign
When it comes to stockings and thigh high type things it ALL ends up as fun and racy in my brain.
deborah grabien
Kristin, he passed out from lack of oxygen to the brain, is all. He'll be fine. ND? You OK down there, bro?
Matt the Bruins fan
Seconded. Think of the view!
Kate P. - Mar 22, 2004 6:12:03 pm PST #5721 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Ginger in Literary:
I don't know what I would have done without the library. I would have been out on the corner saying, "Do you have any spare change? If I get another dollar, I can buy a paperback."