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Right. Piano. Because that's what we used to kill that big demon that one time. No, wait. That was a rocket launcher.

Xander ,'Touched'

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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SuziQ - Mar 19, 2004 8:23:23 am PST #5699 of 10000

Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Erikaj: I know but Gene Siskel used to keep him honest, and I most emphatically do not mean porn.I used to love watching them squabble.

Miracleman: Me too. I was waiting for the day Siskel snapped and said "You can just jam that thumb right up your ass Fatty McLarderson!" To which Ebert could respond "How's about I jam my foot up your ass instead, Rogaine the Bald Wonder?"

But it never happened. No matter how many times I mailed in the suggestion.

Skyzy - Mar 19, 2004 10:44:46 am PST #5700 of 10000

Jesse:

The secretary in the office at my high school called me Jeffy when I was in there enrolling. My mom kept trying to be like, "People think it's short for Jessica, but it's not..." all subtle-like. Didn't work.

Trudy Booth:

Well, Jeffy is such a common name for a little girl.

Jesse:

I know! There were five in my 4th grade class alone! Good thing I was Jesse.

Astarte - Mar 19, 2004 10:57:47 am PST #5701 of 10000

Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

In Natter:

Gus: I would be the lowliest Private in General Miracleman's Army of Darkness.

Miracleman: Those also serve who only stand and jitter.

DXMachina - Mar 19, 2004 11:25:16 am PST #5702 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Sometimes, it really pays to refresh the page before you post...

ita: But status based on what college basketball team you support is perfectly rational, right?

Fred Pete: So is dog on dog porn.

Trudy Booth - Mar 19, 2004 11:29:41 am PST #5703 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

JilliVoiceOfReason: Is everyone certain that MM hasn't built his teleportation device? Because I'm positive I just saw him in the cafeteria here at the Evil Empire.

Miracleman: Dammit, Jilli, I motioned at you to "shush".

bon bon - Mar 19, 2004 12:01:27 pm PST #5704 of 10000

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

ita made me laugh out loud in natter.

Oh, and don't click on the images result for the google of "dog porn."

Not as many dogs as you'd think. About half as many, all told.

DON'T DO IT.

Skyzy - Mar 19, 2004 12:35:00 pm PST #5705 of 10000

I hate having to quote MM again (Sorry, Aimee!), but he's just too funny!

Jillie VoiceOfReason

The only box of GS cookies I've bought so far was because the very earnest little girl looked at me and said in a rush "Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies they're made with real Girl Scouts".

I couldn't resist that sales pitch.

"Tagalongs are people! Tagalongs are people!!"

Aims - Mar 19, 2004 12:35:55 pm PST #5706 of 10000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

You realize I'm going to have to take the door off it's hinges JUST to get his head inside, right?

Elena - Mar 19, 2004 12:38:11 pm PST #5707 of 10000

Thanks for all the fish.

Maybe it's just the way I'm reading that, but it seems like way too much information...

Aims - Mar 19, 2004 12:39:15 pm PST #5708 of 10000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

You have a dirty mind. Stop wasting it in here.

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