Buffy ,'Help'
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I hate having to quote MM again (Sorry, Aimee!), but he's just too funny!
Jillie VoiceOfReason
The only box of GS cookies I've bought so far was because the very earnest little girl looked at me and said in a rush "Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies they're made with real Girl Scouts".
I couldn't resist that sales pitch.
MM
"Tagalongs are people! Tagalongs are people!!"
You realize I'm going to have to take the door off it's hinges JUST to get his head inside, right?
Maybe it's just the way I'm reading that, but it seems like way too much information...
You have a dirty mind. Stop wasting it in here.
If I go in, will I get left by the PCH? Don't mind me, just saw "Being John Malkovich"
victor infante In Sartre. Truer words were never spoken.
There's always my method of not caring very much about things like this.
I find vodka helps.
Ashtareth:
It really is true that the rich people are stingier about tiny sums of money than poor people. I asked a rich guy once why that was, and he said, "How do you think they got rich?" So I beat him to death with a roll of nickels and went home happy.
I make no apologies for cracking up at this exchange. In Bitches:
erikaj: Hello, Fay!
Fay: Hey there, lady-who-makes-me-want-to-watch-cop-shows! How you doin'?
Aww...
Quotable:
Jenny_G: Just for the specificity - I mean, is a blueberry scone less emotionally advanced than, say, a cinnamon chip scone?