MechaKrelboyne: My name is utterly factual, and 100% accurate. A starving, deranged eighteenth century noblewoman told me so
I just think it's rather odd that a nation that prides itself on its virility should feel compelled to strap on forty pounds of protective gear just in order to play rugby.
Giles ,'Beneath You'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Trudy Booth - Mar 19, 2004 6:10:47 am PST #5695 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Kate P. - Mar 19, 2004 6:31:00 am PST #5696 of 10000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
In the Minearverse, spoilery for the first ep of Wonderfalls:
a poster on the AICN message board:
the premiere episode was somewhat entertaining at first, but then they introduced a talking monkey next to a black psychologist? is this what counts as a smart & witty TV show?
Lyra Jane:
Wow. Talk about looking for a way to be offended.
tommyrot:
Yeah, and the show also perpetuates the stereotype of the lesbian tracheotomist....
juliana - Mar 19, 2004 7:44:37 am PST #5697 of 10000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
In Natter
Thomash:
Mocha's my favorite and people who can drink coffee straight are mutant freaks who scare the bazeebus out of me (MM, I'm looking at you ;-)
Miracleman:
We are warriors of the darkness, soldiers of the pure bean. Our palates are tempered in the fires of the roasted bean, purified in its unadultered embrace, strengthened by its bitter love.
Our guts are hardened to iniquity and vile influences by the absoluteness of its black and silent joy. Its unalloyed, undiluted power surges in our veins, proof against lethargy and sloth.
We are warriors of the dark juice. We are gladiators of the night-made-day.
Fear us, o you puling frou-frou sugary coffee-pretender sucklers. Fear our might, our strength, our seared and blasted taste buds.
Fear us and our bright and unblinking eyes.
Theodosia - Mar 19, 2004 8:07:07 am PST #5698 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
DavidS:
Supertasters represent the sad reality of superpowers. "I have supernormal tasting acuity! It makes everything worse. I can only eat five things without throwing up and one of them is gruel."
SuziQ - Mar 19, 2004 8:23:23 am PST #5699 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Erikaj: I know but Gene Siskel used to keep him honest, and I most emphatically do not mean porn.I used to love watching them squabble.
Miracleman: Me too. I was waiting for the day Siskel snapped and said "You can just jam that thumb right up your ass Fatty McLarderson!" To which Ebert could respond "How's about I jam my foot up your ass instead, Rogaine the Bald Wonder?"
But it never happened. No matter how many times I mailed in the suggestion.
Skyzy - Mar 19, 2004 10:44:46 am PST #5700 of 10000
Jesse:
The secretary in the office at my high school called me Jeffy when I was in there enrolling. My mom kept trying to be like, "People think it's short for Jessica, but it's not..." all subtle-like. Didn't work.
Trudy Booth:
Well, Jeffy is such a common name for a little girl.
Jesse:
I know! There were five in my 4th grade class alone! Good thing I was Jesse.
Astarte - Mar 19, 2004 10:57:47 am PST #5701 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
In Natter:
Gus: I would be the lowliest Private in General Miracleman's Army of Darkness.
Miracleman: Those also serve who only stand and jitter.
DXMachina - Mar 19, 2004 11:25:16 am PST #5702 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Sometimes, it really pays to refresh the page before you post...
ita: But status based on what college basketball team you support is perfectly rational, right?
Fred Pete: So is dog on dog porn.
Trudy Booth - Mar 19, 2004 11:29:41 am PST #5703 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
JilliVoiceOfReason: Is everyone certain that MM hasn't built his teleportation device? Because I'm positive I just saw him in the cafeteria here at the Evil Empire.
Miracleman: Dammit, Jilli, I motioned at you to "shush".
bon bon - Mar 19, 2004 12:01:27 pm PST #5704 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
ita made me laugh out loud in natter.
Oh, and don't click on the images result for the google of "dog porn."
Not as many dogs as you'd think. About half as many, all told.
DON'T DO IT.