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ita: But status based on what college basketball team you support is perfectly rational, right?
Fred Pete: So is dog on dog porn.
Mal: How come you didn't turn on me, Jayne? Jayne: Money wasn't good enough. Mal: What happens when it is? Jayne: Well... that'll be an interesting day.
'Serenity'
Coffee On My Monitor
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DXMachina - Mar 19, 2004 11:25:16 am PST #5702 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Trudy Booth - Mar 19, 2004 11:29:41 am PST #5703 of 10000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
JilliVoiceOfReason: Is everyone certain that MM hasn't built his teleportation device? Because I'm positive I just saw him in the cafeteria here at the Evil Empire.
Miracleman: Dammit, Jilli, I motioned at you to "shush".
bon bon - Mar 19, 2004 12:01:27 pm PST #5704 of 10000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
ita made me laugh out loud in natter.
Oh, and don't click on the images result for the google of "dog porn."
Not as many dogs as you'd think. About half as many, all told.
DON'T DO IT.
Skyzy - Mar 19, 2004 12:35:00 pm PST #5705 of 10000
I hate having to quote MM again (Sorry, Aimee!), but he's just too funny!
Jillie VoiceOfReason
The only box of GS cookies I've bought so far was because the very earnest little girl looked at me and said in a rush "Would you like to buy some Girl Scout cookies they're made with real Girl Scouts".
I couldn't resist that sales pitch.
MM
"Tagalongs are people! Tagalongs are people!!"
Aims - Mar 19, 2004 12:35:55 pm PST #5706 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
You realize I'm going to have to take the door off it's hinges JUST to get his head inside, right?
Elena - Mar 19, 2004 12:38:11 pm PST #5707 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
Maybe it's just the way I'm reading that, but it seems like way too much information...
Aims - Mar 19, 2004 12:39:15 pm PST #5708 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
You have a dirty mind. Stop wasting it in here.
erikaj - Mar 19, 2004 12:42:19 pm PST #5709 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
If I go in, will I get left by the PCH? Don't mind me, just saw "Being John Malkovich"
MechaKrelboyne - Mar 20, 2004 3:17:09 pm PST #5710 of 10000
... and that's a Pantera's box you don't want to open. - Mister Furious
victor infante In Sartre. Truer words were never spoken.
There's always my method of not caring very much about things like this.
I find vodka helps.
Theodosia - Mar 20, 2004 4:37:36 pm PST #5711 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Ashtareth:
It really is true that the rich people are stingier about tiny sums of money than poor people. I asked a rich guy once why that was, and he said, "How do you think they got rich?" So I beat him to death with a roll of nickels and went home happy.